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🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️
@Clarisse@tech.lgbt
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch.techlgbtMaybe not so new over here anymore
Certified gym rat 
I talk about a random assortment of video games sometimes (And cooking)
Pfp by Arai Sumiko
Banner art by Yuki Fukumori
In a mutually gay relationship with @agatha@a.bloodyno.se
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Joined November 11, 2022
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pt🇧🇷/eng🇯🇲
Kind of es🇻🇪/fr🇧🇪
Brazilian fun fact: B.O., while not associated with any smelling malpractices, is a commonly used acronym in speech, signifying a (usually obvious) problematic development to a hypothetical situation down the line, or when it already happened
B.O. in slang comes from the actual acronym Boletim de Ocorrência, or a Police Report, filed by a person who was a victim of a crime, or someone in their behalf
Example: Iih, mexer com isso vai dar B.O. ein? — Sheesh, messing with that is gonna give a B.O., yeah?
Sometimes I get a craving for like doritos then remember a 200g pack of them is like a full mcdonalds meal in price and then the craving subsides
I'll say, there's probably no job more tense right now than working on one of those oil tankers trying to transit through the strait of Hormuz
You could probably make an entire documentary just about this
It's one thing to be in an active fight, it's another to have absolutely no idea whether not 2 entities will just decide to kill you just because
People have been looking so long for the One Piece that they didn't realize inflation will require them to have at least 3 Pieces to buy a house by the time they find it
Zootopia 2 is the 8th highest grossing movie ever now
Wow
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@agatha@gts.snkrgirl.cfd good read
I feel like most of my thoughts, since I ponder death itself a lot, are a lot more focused on the "fairness" of how afterlife would work itself for all beings rather than how it conforms to human ethics, so it's an interesting discussion to read in
Dengue cases have collapsed by 75% due to the vaccine
Makes me happy
gosh my brain is so tired :neomouse_eyebags:
doing unassisted pullups is hard :neomouse_sweat:
I can only do 4 in a row
Penguins are sweet creatures
In these dates that I have with Agatha I notice that going to the cinema is really fun
Youtube notifs have just vanished on my phone on revanced
weird
Laughing looking at the No More Heroes 3 Splash art and thinking about the Lion and Monkey meme :neomouse_floof_3c:
Slept an extra 2 hours
Turned on the setting that keeps battery at 85% max
Ok, but it should still tell me it's full when it's charged :neomouse_floof_3c: it just stops at 85 with no way to tell
Funnily enough, I think my forearms are my (relatively) strongest muscle
I'm built like luke from streets
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My issue usually is that I have dissociative problems with my own face, especially in traditional selfies, so I'd feel worse about looking at good memories with my face on them
Group photos are ok, especially if I'm happy, but if I make a weird face it also ruins it
It very much sucks but I make do with finding beauty in things not relating to me, I guess it's why I love animals and historical things so much
Eating spinach and feeling like popeye
Saw a post on reddit about a lady who says that since she started hrt, weed has made her start to desire to "show off" her chest to her friends when she's high
Uhh, ok, lady? I'd probably not wanna be around someone constantly asking to flash me whenever they're high, in which case for her it's all the time, as in blackout high, but uh, you do you
9 days for alex sf6 release! (And tekken 8 season 3 I think, let's hope that one is at least ok)
People have been complaining about chocolate filled cookies and chocolate products in Brazil using substitutes instead of actual chocolate
I'm glad cookies wise I just like the ones with no filling, those have tested the same my whole life
Yasuo got gutted this next balance patch
(2xko not league)
I wonder if moderate politicians will finally turn on the US now, since prolonguing the war will genuinely collapse the global economy and food supply due to closing the strait of hormuz
The fact that this has a higher chance of fucking Israel over genociding a populace is infuriating
At the gym
my head feels really, really bad :neomouse_eyebags:
Like heavy sudden depression
Slept for an hour or so
I need people to realize the whole Mcdonalds CEO getting bitemogged wasn't a serious thing
Sometimes people deserve a goofy story the same way you'd watch a goofy funny movie during bad times
I've been sleeping super badly lately :neomouse_eyebags:
Sleepy as usual
Maybe I should buy a carrot cake today
It's nice and cold today
That's good, keep it going please
Selfie, light clothing
Pats are nice and underrated
One of my vocal stims is randomly imitating Language Simp jokingly saying the name "João" in a goofy voice