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@Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net And in the hidden panel we see only Cro and Macro remain, with Macro looking a little less hungry.
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Excuse I some day hope to use:
"Isn't there something, anything, you can do?" they asked urgently. "No," I replied. "There are just too many pelicans."
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I fear that some day the overlord canines from space are going to see one of our videos like this, and we are all going to be in deep, deep trouble.
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Alternative ALT text: Rabbit receives back pain relief from a practicing masseuse owl.
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@kplx
This could be a fun t-shirt print to wear out in public; it has a lightness to it the world can use more of.
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@medieval_illuminations@mastodon.social Guess I can cross off eating red licorice from today's list.