Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.
BoringKate
Hey. I'm Kate. I'm one of those hormone girls you're always hearing about. I do porn. Go follow my NSFW account too! @boringkate@girlcock.club
"If I die then I need you to destroy my porn collection" is weak. Absolute cowardice.
If I die then I want you to gather together everyone that knows me and jack off to my porn collection while saying stuff like "there's some good stuff in here" and "that ones kinda fucked up though."
Endocrinologist voice: Your estrogen and testosterone numbers are looking good, but your Tony Hawk's Pro Skater scores are still lower than I'd like.
*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*
AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"
Reasons to take estrogen
- Softer less oily skin
- Less acne
- Prevent male pattern baldness
- Less cleanup after cumming
- Date more tgirls
- Jiggle physics
- Maybe you're bored
- Be spared during the alien invasion and their purging of lesser lifeforms
- Smell nicer
- More ppl will like your selfies
It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.
I made a secondary account for nudes! Go follow it and boost my boob pics!
Just a cat girl and a girl cat. #trans #transgirl #dickgirl #transgender #slutslikeus #gender #selfie #me #hashtag
Fuck. I'm fuckin beautiful. #trans #transgirl #dickgirl #transgender #slutslikeus #gender #selfie #me
Hey! You're good and cute sweet and nice and good and I hope your brain is doing the thing with the good chemicals or whatever bc you're rad you deserve to have a good day and stuff!