#howling2

I knew Howling 2 was bad, but I didn't realise it was quite this bad in quite this way. I knew it had graphic nudity, but I didn't realise quite how lame and cringe it was going to be executed. It is rare that the double-feature is worse than the main; but Wolfen had a surprising amount of artistry covering up threadbare plot and nonsense ethnography. Howling 2 had... Well, we all know what it had. And if we're talking about a pair of boobs, that includes Reb Brown and charisma-free female-lead. #Wolfen1981 clear winner tonight. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

@LuluHelle@ohai.social The dangers being the sex is ultimately really lame, cringe, unsatisfying and no-one looks like they're actually having any fun? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

@starkraving666@jorts.horse To be fair, I suspect that's what the director thought he was hiring for throughout, and he resented having to make the rest of the movie when Stirba was like "one scene, that's it, that's all you get". #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

It gets funnier every time they do it. #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

Just the one tiddy scene and just the one set of lyrics from the one song. #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

No just the one on endless loop #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

At least we get music and werewolf titties or the credits? Woof -fin #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

Sure, why not end the movie with the same thing you've been spamming it with constantly. You can play it off as a joke. Because the whole movie looks like a joke. But we know it wasn't. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

"Hell of a costume, kid". Yeah, shame they didn't bother putting that level of detail into some of the other werewolves in the movie. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

Ah a typical American conversation #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

Ah a typical erocan conversation #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

LSD is a hell of a drug, huh #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

I'm sure the lore in the Howling 2 my sister is a werewolf is really deep in the novel #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

Poor Christopher Lee #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

Ok... So this entire genocide is because the church incorrectly views lycanthropy as a demonology? Well, yeah, that checks out. Or is Stephan including the werewolves as "adversity" part of his liturgy? He covered the compass points... But what about werewolves directly up or down? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

Do we know what the church's position is on werewolves? Vampires, sure. Crucifixes, etc, etc. Unconsecrated Ground, yada yada. But dog-men (and women)? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch

ope we got a face hugger #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

And of course the man can't keep his werewolf urges in check #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

And of course the man can't keep his werewolf urges in check #Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Howling2

@allanb@mastodon.social I hear he's gotten a lot more selective in his roles recently. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Howling2 #Howling2StirbaWerewolfBitch