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Trump's Hot Farts
[Verse 1]
Another perfect morning in the land of the free
I wake up with the TV tellin’ me who I should be
I put my MAGA hat on my bargain toupee
Then salute the Fox News morning show like it’s Independence Day
[Chorus]
The country might be falling apart
But I get patriotic when the bombing starts
We got a ballroom and a brand-new war
And I’m higher than hell on Trump’s hot farts
Yeah, I’m higher than hell on Trump’s hot farts
[Verse 2]
My daughter calls from Spain again, says “Dad, you don’t get it”
I told her truth comes through the screen, and Fox News won’t forget it
They say there’s deals bein’ made in rooms I’ll never see
But I trust what’s on cable, that’s good enough for me
If Netan-yah-hoo calls the shots, then I guess that’s alright
Long as Fox News tells me freedom’s still burnin’ bright
[Bridge]
They say the country’s changing fast
But I like things how they used to be
Back when I didn’t know so much
And the TV knew everything for me
[Final Chorus]
The country might be falling apart
But I get patriotic when the bombing starts
We got a ballroom and a brand-new war
And I’m higher than hell on Trump’s hot farts
Yeah, I’m higher than hell on Trump’s hot farts
