Open post 👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 94mo ago Replying to @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website <p>me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!</p><p>brain:</p><p>TROUT</p><p>TROUT</p><p>LET IT ALL OUT</p><p>THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT</p><p>SALMON</p><p>I’M TALKING TO YOU</p><p>SALMON</p><p>me: cool never mind</p> @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website Posts online rarely actually make me laugh out loud But this one sure did
Open post 👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 108mo ago Replying to @jk@mastodon.social <p>youre sittin at your computer. maybe youre readin a book. watchin TV. anyway its time to chill? right???? WRONG. immediately you are interrupted by extremely loud thumps on your window!!!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!! im outside. im lookin into your window. THUMP!!!! im throwin fucking chickens at your window!!!! you open the window</p><p>"look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo</p> @jk@mastodon.social This has been a wild fuckin ride all day and I've loved every moment of it.