When my wife and I discovered she was pregnant, I decided to lose weight for my to-be-born son. I didn't want my son to have fat stinky Dad. I was initially approx. 280lbs (127kg). Today I weighed in at 208lbs (94kg). My goal is 180lbs (81kg). Chat, we're almost there

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 1w ago

Big news for malware enthusiasts: I've uploaded an additional 170,000+ malwares to the internet Bigger news for silly pictures of cats enthusiasts: I've attached one to this post

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 2w ago

Replying to

crime is illegal and for nerds. this is bad and it is criminal. don't compromise the fbi and extort them. that is bad

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 3w ago

Yes, I see your messages. I am still working on the malware bonking video. Making a bonking video is extremely time consuming because I have to take pictures (or videos) of everything, schizo rant into a microphone, and document everything without getting overly technical. I literally just read a random DM, then started documenting my entire bonking routine. This bonking could have been done in like, 30 minutes probably, I don't know, but making it a video out of it has taken me HOURS. I am nowhere near complete, and it needs refinement, but if you seriously want to see what I've created over the past couple of days here it is:

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 1w ago

Replying to

Write-up which is factually accurate and cool https://studiominus.nl/ppg-september-incident/red_analysis.html

studiominus.nl

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 3w ago

For several months now I've been slowly, but surely, working behind the scenes to dramatically enhance vx-underground.

I still don't have a definitive timeline, but I would like to share some stuff coming.

All source code will be moved from GitHub to vx-underground. The new vx-underground will have functionality to search through code bases by keywords for research, filter by language type, yada yada yada.
Enhanced malware paper searching. It'll be easier to search for stuff now.
API access to verified individuals. This is designed for researchers, or organizations, who may want the ability to perform large downloads programmatically.
Paid tier. vx-underground will remain free for everyone. However, if you're an organization which makes more than $1,000,000/year you will have to pay for some functionality (malware sample API downloads). I will not charge thousands of dollars, I'm not greedy, but some of you large companies are jerks and need to pay up for scraping the site for AI and samples. API access will be free for individual researchers, small businesses, students, non-profits, and government institutions. Unfortunately, I've learned the hard way large for-profit organizations will not donate.
I've heard your complaints for YEARS. We are looking for a HTML-only vx-underground implementation, probably as a subdomain or something. I'm well aware you hardcore nerds hate JavaScript. I will continue investigating this.
We're working on our 4th book, Black Mass Volume IV.

I have more to announce, but some details are still up in the air. These changes likely won't appear until ... I don't know, bro. I've got a full time job and a family. I'm thinking probably late 2026, early 2027.

Thank you to our donors and sponsors that make this possible. I'm not as speedy as I used to be with updates, but I'm still cooking.

Cheers -smelly

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 2w ago

Seeing a lot of people online discussing the rapidly rising cost of gasoline due to some made up place called Bab El Mandeb and Hormuz. I'll give you a pro tip to save a few bucks at the pump: credit card fraud You're welcome

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 2w ago

wake up take a shit get out of bed get on computer check xitter pornography all over timeline ??? wtf i dont horny on xitter realize reposts colleague horny posting on main

vx-underground @vx_underground@infosec.exchange

· 1w ago

I've got like a dozen or so people DMing me about more Steam goop (malware) but NO ONE has the actual goop to show me. GIVE ME THE GOOP BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE. oHhH SchMellY ThE mAlWaRe iS DoInG SomeThiNg BAd Okay? What am I supposed to do with this information? Yes, malware (as the name implies) is MALICIOUS. Goop doesn't goop for no reason