temperance

a quick drawing of me to commemorate getting drunk and eating the last of that yakisoba for dinner last night

in 2007 I was the subject of a deep state project to determine whether a woman could be transformed into writhing chitinous masses. now I am the most perfect crabworld diplomatic liaison and part-time elementary school educator

ma'am I promise you that I'm going to make this dyke bar bathroom safe and secure, just leave it to me. I'm going to escort every other woman here inside so they won't be scared. everyone here knows what these hands are capable of

these royalty free SoundCloud beats are brought to you by lao gan ma

don't talk to me till I've had my Yellow Lake #5

couldn't help but notice he was promoted from the cuck chair to the cuck throne

feels like hardly anyone sees me since I moved to the new account, it's like I lost 70% of my timeline and I don't really get it. I guess I've been quiet for a little, but still it sucks... this site used to be fun for me and now it's like I'm a ghost

I think like a web site

oh, that's right! I got a poem published :)
https://donotsubmit.net/dream-come-true-by-temperance-holywater/

had to get a liver transplant after the motorcycle accident on I-195. they were about to put me under for anesthesia and when I looked over, the surgeon was laying out Homer Simpson themed scalpels and forceps