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jimothy
@utistic@au.tistic.party
i didnt unfollow anybody i promise! my instance just had a bad day and broke!
if under investigation, all of my posts are satire and jokey wokeys! otherwise, they usually are my very unfiltered thoughts unless otherwise stated
if under investigation, all of my posts are satire and jokey wokeys! otherwise, they usually are my very unfiltered thoughts unless otherwise stated
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the thing i absolutely hate about long distance is that its long distance like why cant you learn teleportation???
Replying to
@bfdifan2763@brain.worm.pink im just a habitual line stepper or something, because idc if i understand the rule, ill still break it just because i hate it 😭
smelling the teachers making popcorn, please god explode their microwave for not sharing it
im pregnant... and im the father
im fucking tired of my school blocking everything, idgaf if its against the law anymore im bringing my own laptop 😂✌
take on me music video has to be the most interesting thing ever
discord is DOWN 💔
the want to program a cool project, but the inability to code
one of my biggest fears of going to therapy is getting diagnosed with something that im 99% sure i have
my school literally blocked nyan.cat bro
"you needa jacket"
really? right here right now? i mean if you say so 😅😅😅
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
does anyone else have this absolute inability to follow rules you seem as total bullshit, or am i just a bad child
i absolutely HATE multiple choice questions so fucking much
i wish i used iceshrimp.net but alas
ap exam is TODAY in like an hour im so petrified
not quite my tempo
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@nyx@is.nyxt.dev now that i do think of it, i do recall rich people having been one of the most oppressed groups in the world /s
excuse me? what did this exploit just call me??? https://github.com/V4bel/dirtyfrag
this nigga in front of me literally on this website where he has to mog other people??? wtf is this school
i legit dont have much money anymore because i keep buying stupid hats 😭
my school blocked github because they hate fun
these people keep playing minecraft music out of tune
sometimes i have to explain how the fediverse and sharkey works to oomf, and it makes me realize how BAD of an explainer i am
bought another hat award 
ap exam tomorrow...
MY SCHOOL BLOCKED SPENCERS???? DUDE THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
we are under severe thunderstorm watch ruh roh
every second im getting closer and closer to adulthood and im really not sure if i like the idea of that
im going to legally change my name to jimothy just because i hate my actual name
IM CRYING SOMEONE IN MY WORLD HISTORY CLASS SAID MAO ZEDONG BAPTIZED THEM
yo my pe teacher looks like adin ross
waiting for this severe thunderstorm watch to turn into a severe thunderstorm warning because i havent experienced one in a hot second
medication bores me
autists are the kings n queens of the world
doctor i cant tell if im not me
im incredibly prone to buying stupid hats that i dont need at all
my favorite leisurely activity has to be breaking stupid school rules
now that i really think of it, 17 is really a filler year, nothing even happens at that age
i am a catgirlboything meow
hey discord, what do you expect me to do without your app
do butterflies even exist anymore bro
im 99% sure this school is ai generated