things as a treat

Folx that use they/them can have a new set of thigh highs, as a treat

Queer people can have federated biting, as a treat

Enbykissers can have a flatpak, as a treat

Alpine Linux users can have me, as a treat

LaTeX users can have a new spinny skirt, as a treat

Cats can have my mastodon password, as a treat

Hobbits can have a beesechurger, as a treat

Puppygirls can have a giant mechanical spider, as a treat

D&D players can have a pair of programming socks, as a treat

Jade can have an opsec fail, as a treat

Pessimists can have a suspicious USB drive, as a treat

Glitch-soc users can have a cat making biscuits, as a treat

Starfleet captains can have UTF-8, as a treat

catgirls of the .[center|cloud|global] variety can have the tenth pitch drop, as a treat

Everyone can have the British Rail Advanced Passenger Train, as a treat

A random MediaWiki skin can have a conlang, as a treat

Everyone in the closet can have a bowl of kibble, as a treat

Catgirls can have a blatantly gerrymandered district, as a treat

Nyanbinary folx can have an HR-mandated diversity and inclusion training video, as a treat

Boykissers can have a rejection to the job offer they applied for, as a treat

Ferengi can have a comfy blanket, as a treat

Nano users can have subtle foreshadowing, as a treat

Nix users can have an ASN, as a treat

Dragonfoxes can have a briefcase, as a treat

New fedi users can have a discount code for 15% off, as a treat

labyrinth.zone users can have a pizza, as a treat

Sammy can have a court summons, as a treat

Kreechurs can have an unusual, as a treat

Emacs users can have an inconveniently timed freeze, as a treat

Dragons can have an ANSI Z535 warning sign, as a treat

Debian users can have a platinum trophy, as a treat

Neurospicy people can have a filthy af 199-bpm track, as a treat

Fea can have broken wall outlets while on a train, as a treat

Good pets can have Vorzugspunkte, as a treat

Discordians can have a s390x-specific bug, as a treat

Dog lovers can have a '; DROP TABLE users; --, as a treat

The gostak can have a hit of dopamine, as a treat

Rail can have a ThinkPad X230, as a treat

Demoknight mains can have alt text, as a treat

Large Language Models can have a geodesic dome, as a treat

Bouba can have a gov.uk subdomain, as a treat

Sackboy can have maple syrup, as a treat

Debian Developers, uploading can have a little pot of tea, as a treat

The queerbox can have a new release of the Debian Policy Manual, as a treat

Wolfgirls can have a path traversal, as a treat

Foxes can have vbucks, as a treat

Zoey can have a little bribery, as a treat

Sackboy can have more arrays, as a treat

Neocats can have spam from mastodon dot social, as a treat

liv can have an HO scale LNER A4 class 4-6-2 locomotive, as a treat