Lizard people where the girls have inexplicable mammal-style breasts
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Lizard people where everyone is just flat-chested
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Lizard people where the boys have inexplicable mammal-style breasts
mastodon 4.7.3Snake thing, very online. Also known as Kaye or KHDN in the long-ago times.
this is the horny account, a non-horny one is elsewhere. 18+ only
follow requests subject to a quick vibe check, if they get declined it's nothing personal. not to worry
Lizard people where the girls have inexplicable mammal-style breasts
🤝
Lizard people where everyone is just flat-chested
🤝
Lizard people where the boys have inexplicable mammal-style breasts
Combat robot with a blatantly fetishistic design
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Sex robot with aftermarket combat modifications
The people have spoken! Black and pink it is 🐍
Starting my new job as a big dumb lizard henchman tomorrow. Any self-respecting evil overlord has to have one of those, and you have to keep giving him assignments even though he keeps bungling them in a comedic manner
I really should get myself done up as a 🦎 at some point
Just a gay little lizard in a gay little rubber spacetex uniform with gay little high-heeled boots
#snektember snap poll, choose which icon I have to use
(Or drop your own below, that would take priority)
Keeping a running score tally of people who, in part thanks to my contributions, now use it/its as part of their pronoun set
Fun fact: No matter the redesigns, Nintendo cannot physically stop you from imagining Falco Lombardi in a maid dress.
Great idea: Transferring your consciousness into a bootleg sex bot version of some canon character that your significant other has a crush on, & going on a date
Unintended side effect: Extra bonding time with your partner as you both evade the copyright cops
Unfortunately the idea of being a robo-critter who is locked into "SFW mode" (nulge, censored speech and vision, etc.) is actually very hot 😔
Doing a cloneTF with your friend, except for bookkeeping purposes people have to tell which one is which, so you get a facial tattoo that says 'FAKE'
Except it's not actually a tattoo but just marker, and on occasional you might quietly switch which one of you has it
A quick reminder that the "18+ only" is in the bio for a reason, thank you
When a friend hits you with that it/its 💖