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🍉▼ torie ▼🍉
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mastodon 4.5.10Have you heard the good news (about cribbage)?
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Don’t worry guys instead of hiring more transit workers or fixing the trains or cleaning the trains or building new trains or making it so there aren’t electric fires every other day by improving any infrastructure at all we hired cops explicitly to harass sleeping homeless people! Hopefully that improves your experience of having to wait 45 minutes for a bus!
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We know you’re all lightly scared for your lives every time you board a train because they keep sparking at random and lightly catching cute fire so we decided to tackle the biggest problem: opioid users who are slumped over a little!
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Instead of being scared of the train catching fire what if you were instead afraid of a cop screaming at you sexually harassing you or worse! Could be fun!