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@violet_cybrespace@lesbian.solutions this is fucked
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology
It's me tobi! :skullpat:
I'm 41 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code.
I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.
Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time.
I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz.
⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met:
- You're cool.
- We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).
- You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people.
Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!
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Joined November 16, 2021
gender/pronouns:
i'm agender; they/them pronouns preferred, but ultimately it's not relevant to my goal of eradicating the demon capitalism from the face of this earth
buy me coffee?:
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@spacekatia@girlcock.club she's so relatable...
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@Bassandra@girlcock.club damn 🥵
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@Bassandra@girlcock.club uh huhhhh!!
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@Gwen_Nova@girlcock.club okay! :)
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@miranda I would I would I would
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@AbbyNSFW@girlcock.club goooorgeous 😍
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@tully @doppelgrau can't help much I'm afraid as A) I don't have my no-hole pussy yet and B) I'm not in Germany. But I have boosted!
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@glace @genderfucky adorable!!
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@miranda@girlcock.club cutie ❤️
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@miranda@girlcock.club ahhhh miranda you're so gorgeoussss!!!!!
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@miranda@girlcock.club @liz@kinkycats.org yes yes yes yes yes! standing ovation
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@gimulnautti@mastodon.green @jonny@neuromatch.social in other words: at least you could use crypto to buy drugs
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@gimulnautti@mastodon.green @jonny@neuromatch.social in this case the "free service" is scarcely a service at all since it fundamentally Doesn't Fucking Work at doing what it's supposed to do, so it's going to be an even more interesting and chaotic version of that cycle I think
good news everyone, my godchild (2 years and 4 months of age) has begun having moments where she just says "meow" in response to everything; we had a whole ten minute conversation yesterday where we just meowed at each other, much to the exasperation of her mother :)
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@s0@cathode.church that's cute :)
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu @EDPS@social.network.europa.eu
A journey only becomes one when it begins somewhere.
Are you all okay over there? Why are you writing nonsense like this? Are you under duress? Blink twice if you need help.
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@glace@girlcock.club amazing sweater, love it
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bad apple!! but as emoijs - open on the original instance if you can't see it properly.