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Joined March 11, 2024
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He needs to livestream the latest NBA 2K26 and his transformation will be complete.
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The jews definitely have blood on their dilators this morning. You love to see it.
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In Razorfist's case, I'm convinced he's on RNC payroll to deradicalize his audience. He strives for maximum edginess with his appearance, and does a little dog whistling, then says gay shit like "You have to voat harder next election." His policy prescriptions are indistinguishable from Glenn Beck.
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True, but there's more than that. Women will never tell you what's wrong; they want you to already know the problem and how to fix it. If you ask a woman what she wants, whatever she tells you will just be bullshit and more than likely to make her problem worse.
Extrapolated to the societal level, men asked women "If you are so aggrieved, tell us what we can do to fix this." and everything women demanded only made their problems worse. What they needed was a slap on the ass and to be pregnant.
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Iran are having so much fun. Every day should be Bomb Israel Day.
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I'm not Abraham and I'm confident I couldn't find ten righteous men there.
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I'll be fine. I get mine from the store down the street. 🐒
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The answer is 44. You get to 4 by ignoring order of operations. The "x 0" turns everything up to that point to 0 and then it's just 0 +2 + 2 = 4.
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They had John Wayne's grandson on hand and gave the part to a gay Mexican instead? Lol.
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One of these days you're going to accidentally solder your balls to a circuit board and nobody is going to believe you.
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"We love diversity!"
turns every city in every country into a third world slum
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She's posting on twatter right now. Dave treats his basement ladies well.
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No one will say they didn't have it coming.
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How do you say "Montezuma's Revenge" en français?
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Soon they will join their pal Netanyahu. Hell has open borders, and kikes love immigration.
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You will not be surprised to learn that the director was a jew. Every theater showing this filth should've been burned to the ground.
We place hidden cameras all over India to record them dying in hilarious ways. It'll be called "Saarvivor".
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Anyone want to take a guess what race this problem student is? Teacher will treat it as some weird anecdote and then go back to not seeing color.
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My introduction to him was when he was on Rogan, and he did really well. He has an earnestness and easygoing attitude that's at odds with the usual stiff, unrelatable politicians who constantly mince words.
Then I found out about the pajeet family, and that's the only part that matters now. I wouldn't care about him having a junkie mother. Lots of good White people have been affected by the opioid crisis. But being a curry-fucker with half-jeet children makes his every word and action suspect.
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Bro and you wonder why you get the jungle AIDS.
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"They do it because it works"
No moral justification. Women (correctly) don't expect women to behave morally.
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I can't wait to get home, hop on Discord with the boys, and grind some Candy Crush.
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I see @GolfCartLady is making good on her promise to start a petting zoo for the neighborhood kids.
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As someone who used to be a conservative, I think it's mostly the former. These are people who still subscribe to the kosher frame that "left-wing = morally correct".
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5 year old me coming home having pooped my pants
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This is the risk a man runs not having male friends.
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Everything I learned about being a good human, I learned from reading Mein Kampf.
I saw this boomer cringe, so now you have to see it.
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Teachers are, for the most part, overpaid babysitters who can't be fired unless they're caught with CP. It would be no great loss.
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The fucking Pit is a misnomer. It's really more of a horrible suffering Pit.
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I know. I was only pretending to be retarded.
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Looks like somebody slept through common core math class.
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The ring is a shortcut to unearned power. A man like Aragorn becomes king and earns his power by being heroic, going on a valiant quest, and leading men in combat.
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I can also have all the oatmeal I want
Living the dream