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The ravers got Vaseline all over the lens. What now? #monsterdon
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch.9f145e9a5Online since the Great Renaming of Usenet. I think I have gotten wiser and dumber and less willing to roll over to asshats with time.
Late in moving to a well run instance, here and at oulipo now. I am human with cats and cohabitants, and write as my brainstorms decide.
Techie turned government worker. Justice please. All Cats Are Beautiful.
ND queer person who tries to understand and support all demographics underserved by existing systems.
Listen; learn; be safe; be kind.
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Spike (profile photo is littermate Vash, fuck cancer), Greg
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Toronto ON Canada
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Wilbur, could you do something about the theremin in the walls? #monsterdon
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So many heavily wrinkled people in this movie. Must be all the smoking. #monsterdon
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Is that a sacrificial altar? That’d be a nice place to recover from too much tea with a creepy man. #monsterdon
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Gas for a dollar, but you have to wash your own driver windshield #monsterdon
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The plot, acting, and script are weak, but the cinematography experiments sometimes hit a sweet note. #monsterdon
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Cop car with light an no siren. Somebody’s gonna get a speeding ticket #monsterdon
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Looks like a real, well trained owl. #monsterdon
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Not often you have a fight scene staged in a library. Two finger guns up. #monsterdon
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Endless cups of bad tea. Wilbur’s father must be an English. #monsterdon
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Trumped up murder charge, some kind of sacrifice? No need to fret, Nancy. It’s not like this is a Lovecraft story. #monsterdon
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It’s an apocalyptic day for night, and you are a horrible goose #monsterdon
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I dreamed I was in a linen/burlap world. #monsterdon
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This is a strange rap/pronunciation battle #monsterdon
You can recharge on the left, or socialize on the right. #caturday #catsofmastodon
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Spirit Halloween forest #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Using a drug-addled woman’s crotch as a lectern is just rude #monsterdon
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What would Nancy Drew do in a story like this? #monsterdon
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Hey, it’s the same extras from grandpa’s flashback #monsterdon
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Oh my librarian, do not treat a rare book like that! #monsterdon
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@crispius@mstdn.fname.ca Although this toot sparks an inkling to playfully accuse @oldladyplays@wargamers.social of some sin for gadding about, handing people genders like a mascot at a game or an elf at a Santa parade, I cannot bury my tongue deeply enough in my cheek to pull off the satirical humour.
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How did you know my name?
You were unconscious for a long time. It was sewn into your undershift. #monsterdon
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Repeating crossbow. That beats the heck out of Voltan’s demonstrably thin, dull sword #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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High quality direct to video. Gold painted walls. Second draft script at best.
Ooh, +1 Sword of Fisting!
#monsterdon
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That’s not how you walk on your toes, guys. Have you not seen Saru? #monsterdon
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Oh no, the NFB was hiding behind the locked door! #monsterdon
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Animals acting like something’s up. Maybe it’s just a storm coming, but best grab the rifle from where you never lock it up. #monsterdon
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Could that octagon window get silvered to use against monsters, or am in the wrong mythology for that? #monsterdon
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Is this a Looking at each other Movie? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Hoser me. Don’t burn the dorf! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Best thing since sliced bread, that sword move. #monsterdon
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A Wild Accent appears! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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That’s part of the name of the movie! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Is this a Sword I see before me? The Handle toward my hand?
Come, let me … clutch thee.
Cue soundtrack that somebody at least is having fun making.
#monsterdon
Beauties, we breathe the air and touch the earth of a world where the author of “Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"” is, one short decade later, crafting guidebooks to prove love and smash hegemonic power. The tool: magical realism.
This toot is powered by Chuck Tingle’s “Bury Your Gays”.
The people in Quebec who make gorgeous gluten-free flour and delightful videos about baking with it (l’Angélique) started their three week vacation today. So I found a shop in the GTA (Bread Essentials) that carries it, has it in stock, and employs local couriers.
Everybody should have the resources to make these kind of choices. Close your store to take time off. Specialize in what you care about. Hire people, not fungibles. Avoid Amazon and their ilk.
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Whoops, the hero seems to have saved a witch. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Treat your own son that way and you have no hope of a lasting dynasty #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Drogo is at least smart enough to kill the guy he monologued to #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Someone get that woman a birthing chair before she sprains something! #monsterdon
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The nuns won’t mind all the murdering, eh? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Cool title sequence with the shadow play, Such 1970 music. #monsterdon
Doctor Mordrid: a 1992 “original story” snack of a Jeffrey Combs movie that had some of the Dr Strange details filed off. Brian Thompson as the antagonist is a worthy foil for scenery-chewing action.
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The way these guys ride, they’re gonna need more than talcum powder #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Watched the first act of the first episode of Unveil: Jadewind. Hello, that scratches my Detective Di Renjie itch. #HonorPrincessDetective
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Repossessing, summonses … is this some kind of real estate scam? #nonsterdon