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A lady goes to the cemetery every day in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband. When she was finished, she always walked backwards when leaving the grave. One day her friend asked, "Why in the world do you always walk backwards out of the cemetery?" The lady replied, "When my husband was alive he used to say, 'You've got such a great ass it could bring a dead man back.' Well, I'm not... 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/mzTnEpel

Why did Star Wars episodes 1, 2 and 3 come out after 4, 5, and 6? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/huRD610A

I just found out that I'm part of the problem, but it feels really good to be part of something. 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/0t2RBx45

There's a new movie coming out about mobile homes. I just saw the trailer. 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/U9WU8Q45

Fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke? "It's open" 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/mgzDns8J

A broker tried to bribe an official by offering him a brand-new car. Official: 'My principle is integrity; I don't accept bribes. Please take the car back.' The broker, embarrassed, thought of 'Plan B' and said: 'I admire your integrity — instead of giving it to you, I'll sell it to you for a very low price: only $25 per car.' After a few seconds the official replied: 'Ah — in that case I'll buy TWO.' 🤣 #telljoke #funny #humor https://go.tlnw.uk/LIqngsZA