mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchCalculates how cowardly every NFL Punt is, based off "The search for the saddest punt in the world" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9H9LwGmc-0) by @jonbois.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
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LAR decided to punt to CHI from the LAR 34 on 4th & 3 with 12:49 remaining in OT while tied 17 to 17.
With a Surrender Index of 13.12, this punt ranks at the 97th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 94th percentile of all punts since 1999.
DEN decided to punt to NE from the DEN 47 on 4th & 6 with 8:28 remaining in the 4th while losing 7 to 10.
With a Surrender Index of 14.76, this punt ranks at the 97th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 95th percentile of all punts since 1999.
SF decided to punt to SEA from the SF 35 on 4th & 6 with 4:30 remaining in the 4th while losing 6 to 41.
With a Surrender Index of 8.25, this punt ranks at the 94th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 90th percentile of all punts since 1999.
DEN decided to punt to BUF from the BUF 40 on 4th & 9 with 2:38 remaining in the 3rd while winning 23 to 17.
With a Surrender Index of 6.42, this punt ranks at the 90th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 88th percentile of all punts since 1999.
PIT decided to punt to HOU from the HOU 48 on 4th & 13 with 9:36 remaining in the 4th while losing 6 to 17.
With a Surrender Index of 6.35, this punt ranks at the 90th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 87th percentile of all punts since 1999.
LAC decided to punt to NE from the NE 49 on 4th & 4 with 5:18 remaining in the 3rd while losing 3 to 6.
With a Surrender Index of 8.94, this punt ranks at the 95th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 91st percentile of all punts since 1999.
NE decided to punt to LAC from the LAC 45 on 4th & 6 with 3:32 remaining in the 2nd while tied 3 to 3.
With a Surrender Index of 7.74, this punt ranks at the 94th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 90th percentile of all punts since 1999.
LAC decided to punt to NE from the NE 47* on 4th & 2* with 8:18 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0.
With a Surrender Index of 7.17, this punt ranks at the 93rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 89th percentile of all punts since 1999.