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With no tools, no light, and the air thinning, he relied on the same survival instincts he’d learned from Inuit hunters. He defecated, let the waste freeze into a solid wedge in the subzero cold, shaped it into a crude chisel, and chipped at the ice hour after hour until he finally broke through and dragged himself back into the open Arctic night.

The escape saved his life, but the price was brutal. The trek back to camp left his feet so badly frostbitten that gangrene set in, and with no doctor within hundreds of miles, Freuchen knew waiting meant death. Drawing on the same grim resolve that had carried him across Greenland’s interior, he took a hammer and a pair of pliers and amputated his own toes, alone, without anesthesia, in a crude wooden hut.

I've done this. They work great. https://youtube.com/shorts/xOj2wWNN_7E?si=S5c7kue3Wx8wjfJh

He survived, returned to exploration, wrote bestselling memoirs, married a fashion illustrator, fought in the Danish resistance against the Nazis, and later won the American game show The $64,000 Question. By the time he died in 1957, Freuchen had become one of the most mythic figures in Arctic history: a man who refused to die in the cold and refused to live quietly afterward.

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