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I just want to be drenched in someone's piss right now.

He wore himself out yelling at me all day.

It's Thurby y'all!

Watching hockey with my bestie!

We've entered the timeline where I won't be surprised if Great Clips pivots to AI-powered prediction markets.

Waiting for an uber and ended up in a random club. The bracelets light up and there us supposed to be a Dj contest ? I think I should come back once i let the dogs out

That Platner guy is kinda nifty.

My ex messaged me recently for the first time in years to let me know something personal. During that brief conversation I noticed he had read receipts on. I was right to have left him because what!?

shooter had the zoomies