#totp It's not impossible that if he takes that hat off, his hair goes all the way back like that.
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Rupert Curwen
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mastodon 4.7.2Mandolin player and nerd. Volunteer dishwasher re-packer. Generally try to be polite and kind. He/him. There may be the occasional cat photo, but I'll try not to get carried away.
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#totp Bye all you nutters! 👋🏻👋🏻
#totp The back of _my_ garden is savage, too. Nettles and brambles. Where it's hard to reach.
#totp I'm standing at the top of a giant barchan, staring out across the desert of 2000 music. I'm thirsty.
#totp At least Steps didn't take themselves too seriously. This is terrible.
#totp Fifty shades of beige
#totp Blooming Prom, Reading and Leeds, and then I miss the but if the show with Blondie. Not going well. Hi all.
#totp I think his hair is a separate conscious being.
#totp This has been quite a forgettable episode so far. Can any of you tell me who the second act was, without looking it up? I rest my case.
#totp Music 2 mediocre
#totp Claim to fame: my wife once built a willow tunnel in Richard Coles' garden.
#totp Now THAT is how you do a key change.
#totp Thanks for your amazing comments. Top snark tonight. Bye all!
#totp This has been living in the back of my mind all these years. Taking up space. Lonely neurons wondering when someone's going to trigger them.
#totp Top of the Hats!! Enough for two.
#totp Now this was a revolutionary album.
#totp Shorts with stripey stockings is the fashion max. Gnome core.
#totp Their amps blew up at the start.
#totp Oops she did it again again.
#totp Did she steal that other woman's hat??
#totp I don't think the Beegees have even been to Massachusetts.
#totp Still very bad though.
#totp Oh yeah, here we go!
#totp O stands for "Off her tits"
#totp Pretty poor choreography, isn't it?
#totp I definitely give it an F.
#totp _turns up out of breath_ Did I miss anything??
#totp Chap on the end is in his socks?
#totp They FADED iron maiden! That's asking for a fight.
#totp Well the 80s redeemed the evening. Thanks everyone, I'm leaving on a high! 👋🏻👋🏻
#totp I think they might be implying this is a house of ill repute.
#totp That keyboard is the most pointless piece of kit I've seen in a long time.
#totp left eye had the best outfits!
#totp That is a cool suit.
#totp Gonna get some cheese, while this cheese is on.
#totp That was a great chart, and then they played this. Sigh.
#totp Can we just play "cars", please?
#totp I was waiting with some trepidation to see what they would do to this. It's not as bad as I thought it might be.
#totp Oh yeah! Come on.
#totp So boring.
#totp Is it legal for them to stand up without a key change?
#totp Nailed it! Bring it home.
#totp "Why is my window broken, strange man I've never seen before?"
#totp That vicar is not a bad pianist.
#totp Oh god.
#totp Oh my God
#totp Bon Jovi gave rock a bad name.
#totp Nice Diana, but I think that piano belongs to the tired Holiday Inn where you are currently dancing. Look at those carpet tiles!