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sharkey 2025.5.2-dev+g8e80ed6771find me on fedi at @sel@fedi.wasp.best@mk.absturztau.be!!
this account is kept as a secondary backup in case my instance blows up, and also because i want to keep my previous notes
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@tauon@possum.city it's insane to me that parental controls exist at all
if you want to know what your child is doing, maybe try being a parent, talking to them, and earning their trust. then, your kid might voluntarily tell you what they're doing, where they're going, and who are their friends
fortunately this never affected me as smol sel knew how to use ubuntu (only the gui tho) in the 4th grade
i look so girly and cute and pawsome 
i'm very good at web development
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nini critters :neocat_flop__w_:
im sososo eepiey
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@thing@plasmatrap.com @thing@thegayagenda.fans what do i call you btw? :neocat_confused:
(the) thing? thingy? things?
nini fedi
i love it when my computer can connect to my neighbor's TV but not to my headphones which are sitting directly on the keyboard
mornyan
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i eeped for nearly 12 hours bwaa
the eepy critter :neocat_up__w_:
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no i didn't,,,
so i guess this burnt smell is from my hair then?
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gnome 50 implementing antifeatures, angry youthlib rant
nini fedi
mornyan fedi
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@yassie_j@transfem.socialare like the anti-vaxxers of the tech worldthe difference is that vaccines work and save lives, while llms very much don't work and cause worse (code, or other work) quality at best, and actual measurable damage at worst (like vulns or misinformation) both dedicated to advancing the health of our civilizationyeah that's why their llms tell people to eat sodium bromite (alongside other harmful misinformation), makes sense
nini fedi
at this point i need a whole category(?) of (conventional) commit just for reimplement!:ing things
things that already work on their own, but won't work with future stuff (that i already planned out beforehand btw), so i need to edit the requirements as i'm implementing them and just hammer the thingy until it works 
exporting followers :3 if you get a follow request from @sel@fedi.wasp.best, that's me
3/4 minutes of latency
nini
mornyan fedi
nini fedi
why did a friendly mutual i love and respect force me to unfollow them :neocat_sad:
"i ruin everything i touch" includes friendships
i might have found a thing for my first blog post :3
nini fedi
regular seleneposting for today will continue here 
they cancelled the last lesson i would have
so in the end i CAN get home by 3pm and i have just caused a fuckton of downtime for no reason
i fully know i can survive having ~2ish coffees. the ld50 of caffeine is 150mg/kg (so ~7500mg for me), so 200mg is not even close to be a problem. even when accounting for me being smol and weak and a clumsy idiot
but my brain will worry regardless and give me chest pain which will make me worry more
(in an infinite loop)
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happy birthday to meeee