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I do not know myself and God forbid that I should. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment. -- Horace

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

Current UK Power Demand at 20:44: 29.19GW

"We'll look into it": By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it, too.

HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.

Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have the desired effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user. -- From the killall manual page

Poole: Sunday: Sunny Intervals, Minimum Temperature: 10°C Maximum Temperature: 20°C @ Sat, 19 Sep 2026 17:01:28 GMT

Whoever dies with the most toys wins.

Current UK Power Demand at 16:44: 30.62GW

Current UK Power Demand at 21:01: 31.43GW

Current UK Power Demand at 09:44: 27.80GW

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it. -- Rex Reed

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...)

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!

I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Poole: Today: Sunny, Minimum Temperature: 9°C Maximum Temperature: 20°C @ Sun, 20 Sep 2026 13:02:06 GMT

It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong. -- J. K. Galbraith

Joy: Lets fork cat! :) Joy: imagine a big pitchfork and a dead kitten on top of it.. with blood running down..

Current UK Power Demand at 07:54: 29.34GW

"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!" -- Calvin and Hobbs

Quality control, n.: Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.

Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

Current UK Power Demand at 13:44: 30.66GW

Current UK Power Demand at 02:44: 25.08GW

Current UK Power Demand at 16:44: 30.22GW

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

"You know, we've won awards for this crap." -- David Letterman

Poole: Tonight: Light Rain, Minimum Temperature: 15°C @ Thu, 17 Sep 2026 03:02:19 GMT

Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.

But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness. I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to kill more than I could eat. -- Raoul Duke

So little time, so little to do. -- Oscar Levant

Current UK Power Demand at 19:45: 30.62GW

Life can be so tragic -- you're here today and here tomorrow.

Current UK Power Demand at 06:44: 25.06GW

Current UK Power Demand at 04:54: 24.10GW

Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.

Poole: Monday: Sunny, Minimum Temperature: 12°C Maximum Temperature: 21°C @ Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:04:55 GMT

Current UK Power Demand at 23:44: 25.35GW

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs. -- Larry Wall in <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com>

"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"

Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.

Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!

Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE ... EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!

A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.

Current UK Power Demand at 05:44: 23.94GW