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And some public service announcements for you. CC: @prahou@merveilles.town

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My country.

My country.

I know I've been trying all morning. Alot is easy like the goose and the squid and all of the words, and alot is hard like the sky and water especially when they are both blue. I haven't started on it yet but the cat is going to be orange because it will look really good next to the blue wwater. And most people would make the roses red but I want them to me more of a skin color again to look good next to blue. CC: @prahou@merveilles.town @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org

Score! I picked a booger and got a bonus hair along with it!

I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words in that Johnny Cash / Trent Reznor song to My Empire of Go-Gurt.

I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let you say teat as many times as you want without getting you in trouble.

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A reminder, you can download the NBC app for iOS and Android, stream every event live on the app, find on=demand content and up-to-the-minute schedules on the NBC app.

I dreamt that I had made an internet post in which I made passing reference to The World Copyright Resistance League and that someone was very mad at me about it. I'm gonna go back to sleep and try again.

I dreamt I won the first place trophy for jacking off under the covers. Everyone was mad at me because they just couldn't compete.

I dreamt that I saw a baby cat in the snow and walked up to it, and it climbed up my leg and into my arms to keep warm. I fell asleep to keep us warm, and after awhile it wriggled away and parked on the night stand. When I woke up, I checked on the baby cat on the night stand, and it had transformed into a microscopic bunny. I wanted to go get my camera to take a picture, but I couldn't because the RCA clock radio kept playing good songs that I had to stay and listen to.

Reminder that it's wrong to hurt animals for no reason.

All the growed up rugrats.... why didn't they attain their dreams.....

happy fourthy

nearest bathroom

i watche the stege zouus movei for the ifirst imte ims ten or fiteen years it was not like what i rembmered it was a lot more animated than what i thought it was and ten there was ssigut ros song its's a lot differnet from what i rember on the indpenedtnet ifc film channel i guess i thought it would be lmore like awes anderson movei than a geryry andersen moveie and then iw as bucka roo banzie

thinking of buying a funnel and learning to make funnel cakes

If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, it's to eat a large bowl of hot spicy noodles before going out to cut the grass, because when everyone goes out to cut the grass before a big rain, that means a low pressure front is in, and the high pressure from indoors still inside your body needs to equalize, and it all builds up against, you guessed it, your anus, and it can all come out at once and all of a sudden when you're concentrated on the grass you bend down to use the mower.

Why is she flashing her eye spots? Does she feel threatened by you? CC: @poni@ak.kawen.space

Dissatisfied with trying and failing to be amazon.com, they also want to try to fail to be qvc.com. CC: @khm@hj.9fs.net

Who are you quoting?

Uh oh! It looks like my mobilek is using its gun on me today! CC: @prahou@merveilles.town @tibi2@mstdn.social

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It's actually almost never true. Usually it's just a random pair of letters. For example, Japans' code is "JP", but there's neither a J nor a P in 日本. It's just which ever two letters the guy at google picked that day in 1998. CC: @gettie@fedi.catto.garden @tomulinek@mastodonczech.cz