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Peter Christensen

@petergarner@mastodon.world
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He | Him Not particularly witty. Enjoys self-deprecation, fishing for complements, irony.

OK, I'm a (retired) FR>EN #translator based in the #Montreal area & (mostly retired) #trombone player specializing in #EarlyMusic. Other interests include #poetry, #cycling, #cycle touring, #canoeing, #hiking, #tech, the #Habs, and good #beer.

Profile pic: plain old headshot
Background image: photograph of 2 people riding down a dirt road side-by-side on touring bicycles loaded with rear panniers.

190 Followers
145 Following
15 Posts
Joined November 07, 2022
Blog:
https://slidewielder.wordpress.com
Pixelfed:
@petergarner@pixelfed.de
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/user-599093419
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 1mo ago
New post on the blog, wherein I try to describe how the most enjoyable part of being a musician may not necessarily be about the music. https://slidewielder.wordpress.com/2026/08/30/what-makes-a-musician-reflections-on-the-physicality-of-playing/ #music #musician #kinaestheticpleasure
What makes a musician?  Reflections on the physicality of playing
Far From the Madding Crowd

What makes a musician? Reflections on the physicality of playing

People always talk about how musicians (and other artists, and, for that matter, athletes) are “talented,” a term I have come to loathe, since this one word essentially negates the asto…

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 1mo ago
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@kcposch@mastodon.social Glad you enjoyed. :) I can imagine that riding a bicycle could fall into this category too, right?
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

I'm not sure why it’s so funny to me, but hearing native (usually unilingual) English-speakers try to pronounce Angine de poitrine (anne-jean duh pwah-treen) cracks me up every time.

Also, as someone whose musical tastes fortunately lead to very little exposure to AI-generated music, the idea (heard on a recent podcast) that the band’s popularity is a least partly because AI could NEVER come up with something so bonkers kind of blows my mind. But I totally see it.

#Anginedepoitrine

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

I've had Polish bassist Kinga Głyk's 2024 album Real Life on repeat for a while. I haven't found such joy and comfort in a fusion album since Senri Kawaguchi's Cider Hard and Sweet.

Głyk lacks the macho virtuosity of someone like Vincen García (a good thing), but her playing has just the right blend of groove and joy that creates the best music.

Check it out if you're into this sort of music.

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/real-life/1715522272

#Kingagłyk
#fusion
#jazzfusion
#bass
#senrikawaguchi

Real Life by Kinga Głyk on Apple Music
Apple Music - Web Player

Real Life by Kinga Głyk on Apple Music

Album · 2024 · 12 Songs

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

Ok, this just randomly occurred to me. Maybe it’s obvious to everyone but me.

Spandex is an anagram of expands. 🤯

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

One of the best things about retiring is that I have zero f*&ks to give. I'm not the most diplomatic person at the best of times, but I try to be polite, and my clients tend to value my “directness." (Or that's what I keep telling myself…)

But with only a few weeks left to go, there’s this liberating sense that, especially for this one fairly new and somewhat annoying client, I can be myself.

So...

"Dear client,
As soon as possible" is basically useless to me as a deadline.”

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@bahhhhh@mastodon.social @sean@scoat.es Chic Poulet is right there.
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 5mo ago
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@elizach@mastodon.social Thanks for voicing what I was feeling but too hesitant to say. I was fairly enthusiastic up through S4, but in retrospect, the decline is pretty clear. S5 has been quite disappointing.
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 5mo ago
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@DurableAce@social.vivaldi.net There are definitely worse sins. And that’s a solid tripel. It’s probably a good thing it’s not available where I live. 😬
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 5mo ago
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@sean We first planted ours years and years ago and enjoyed them for a long time. But eventually, they got too old and stopped producing enough to make it worth it. I'm sure we can find something.
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 8mo ago
Replying to on scoat.es
@sean@scoat.es When I was there, they were pretty generous with the samples. :)
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@sean I miss having garden fresh asparagus. It’s like a different vegetable. Need to look into getting some rhizomes for our new setup.
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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

RE: @sean@scoat.es

Done.

scoat.es

Sean Coates: "Canadians with any sort of online fluency, please…" - scoates

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 4mo ago

If you ever see a #translation that's unclear or confusing, don't always assume the #translator is bad. It could just be that they lost the battle.

Ask me how I know. 😳

I generally make it a point of pride to advocate for readers of my translations—almost to a fault. But sometimes, you just have to throw up your hands and say, so be it.

In 22 working days, you won't have this guy to kick around anymore (but who's counting).

#xl8
#freelancetranslator
#retirement
#countingthedays

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Peter Christensen @petergarner@mastodon.world
· 8mo ago
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@sean@scoat.es Not bourbon-alternative, but have you ever tried the spirits from Dunrobin (right next door to Beau’s). I picked up a bottle of port-wood aged rye there last year and it was surprisingly good. I also sampled the malt whisky and enjoyed it too.
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