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Peter Jeschke

@peter@jeschke.dev
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Software engineer by day, also by night. Will one day give up everything and become a goat farmer instead. Still believes that Java is just fine, thank you very much. He/Him.

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Joined February 04, 2026
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago
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@ditol @fragdenstaat Hier geht es um Berlin direkt, nicht den Bund
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago
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But will I then need another robot to get the second robot unstuck? When will it end?
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago
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I wish the poor oncall engineers all the best
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago
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Sometimes, it just displays different mails that the ones I'm selecting. Only works after a restart
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago
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It also updated all other office tools that refused any updates since 2024
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago
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For fun, I tried some online LLM detector tools. They were pretty much split 50/50 between AI or not, even though it was really obvious. Also, it was either close to 100% or close to 0%. It's all bullshit
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago
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Maybe that's why it's crashing all the time. Not a bug but a feature to hide other problems
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago
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At least show me some prices or something, anything really
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago
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It was the wrong number, of course
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago

Programming Still Sucks.

https://www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-still-sucks-fqffhyp

stvn.sh

Programming Still Sucks. — Writing

Sorry Peter. — I'm at a birthday party, and while most people here also work in tech, there's always a Guy with a Real Job. You know, a physical job, building some or other thing people need. And this Guy always asks some variant of the same question: aren't you worried AI is taking your job? I glance around and see a few faces turning around toward us, rolling their eyes ever so slightly before returning to their previous conversation. Yes, this question again.

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 5mo ago

So biology is a monad, got it

https://burrito.bio/essays/biology-is-a-burrito

burrito.bio
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago

Today in a meeting:

"Okay, but we need to be careful with all these agents stuff, it's getting impossible to review that many PRs"

"Then we should spend less time reviewing and just pay less attention"

I wish I was making this up

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago

"Informationen zu: ICE- "SICHERHEITSHINWEIS, BITTE AUF DEN TREPPEN DIE HANDLÄUFE BENUTZEN" "-heute leider 140 Minuten Verspätung"

Danke Berlin Hauptbahnhof

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago

TIL: Laser cooling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling

en.wikipedia.org
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago

Thanks I hate it

Praktikant/Werkstudent Vibe Coding for AI Security (d/m/w/x)

https://jobs.mercedes-benz.com/praktikant-werkstudent-vibe-coding-for-ai-security-d-m-w-x--208423-J000208423

jobs.mercedes-benz.com
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago

It's incredible how bad the Spotify app is at the one job it's meant to do

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 2mo ago

I love that apparently, once in a lifetime, everyone in the Eurozone agrees on the same thing: 🦜

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago

I'm generally pro #Wayland but I shouldn't have to do a deep-dive into input methods just to enable dead keys in #Gtk apps running in #KDE

jeschke.dev

#Wayland

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago

Call me AI because I produce bad code at an alarming rate

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago

@thcipriani@mastodon.social hey, I just noticed that the jsonfeed for your blog doesn't parse correctly, just fyi ;)

mastodon.social

thcipriani (@thcipriani@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 4mo ago

I think Microsoft Teams must have my favorite permission prompt. It just prompts "Yeah, I need more permissions, okay?"

No information why it needs more permissions

No information which permissions it's requesting

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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago
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@bagder@mastodon.social I think this isn't a nuget problem, but just package managers in general? For example, the central maven repository has loads of libraries that ship some ancient curl versions: https://central.sonatype.com/search?q=curl I would assume the same for every other ecosystem as well
central.sonatype.com
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Peter Jeschke @peter@jeschke.dev
· 6mo ago
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@zlb_berlin@openbiblio.social keine Idee für ein Tag, aber interessante Fakten sind immer gut!
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