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I'm gonna be a pretentious little shit now. Of course it sounds better because it's on vinyl.
https://pawel.orzech.me/2026/07/28/untitled-2/
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My Calorie Tracker App:
I dreamed about having an app in Google Play.
I dreamed about having an app in Google Play.
https://pawel.orzech.me/2026/07/23/i-dreamed-about-having-an-app-in-google-play/
I made an app
Link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sunzones
SunZones is a beautiful, minimal app that tracks sunrise, sunset, twilight, and daylight for any place on Earth. I wanted to know how long until the days are longer (I started working on it in winter) and now, when the days are longer I'm ready to publish it. It's free, but if you want more features there's one time payment.
That's it! Hope you like it.
https://pawel.orzech.me/2026/07/21/i-made-an-app/
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@scottjenson@social.coop Yeah, it's VERY slow. Like literally unusable slow. If you're trying to get off the Claude/Codex train I'd look at GLM/Kimi but it's still subscription.
Really good coding agents aren't YET self hostable on "consumer" devices. And if somebody says it's not true they're either lying or have 196GB RAM Mac and are trying to say it's consumer electronic because you can buy it in the store.
I have an iPhone I’m using to test iOS apps and it’s a very old iPhone 11 Pro. It’s so old, I can see the battery percentage going down in real time 😂👌
Just testing if this works… If it works – it should show up on Mastodon + Bluesky straight from my WordPress.
I made a calorie counter on Telegram. Why on Telegram? Cause I’m on Telegram most of the time, so I didn’t want to have another app. I just wanted to use chat/pictures/voice notes.
If you think this is something that might be interesting to you: https://bitenote.eu
And if you want to check it for a longer time, here’s a promo code that will get you 2 weeks of pro time: FEDIRULES
Whoops, I did a thing. If you’re on Telegram, take a look! https://bitenote.eu/
Coffee o’clock.
Google’s AI subscription came with 2TB of space, and now it’s 5TB for the same price. I don’t want to dunk on Apple but holy shit their cloud offering sucks.
I’ve been weighing myself every morning for most of this year. The number goes up. The number goes down. I want it to go down more often than up. That’s basically the whole story.
To do that consistently, I need to know what I’m eating. And every calorie tracker I tried felt like it was designed for someone with more patience than me – apps with onboarding flows, dashboards, paywalls, ten taps to log a banana.
I just wanted to type “two eggs and toast” and be done. Or take a pic. Or dictate!
So I built it.
What it is
BiteNote is a calorie and macro tracker that lives inside Telegram. You message @bitenotebot the way you’d message a friend:
two scrambled eggs, slice of rye bread, black coffee
It figures out the food, estimates calories and macros, logs it, and shows you where you are for the day. No app to install. No account to create. No dashboard to visit. The conversation is the interface.
Behind the scene it either checks the database or tries to get estimates from gemini. It might be wrong! But also when I’m trying to eyeball calories I might be wrong too, so it’s guess is as good as mine (probably better though).
The problem I was actually trying to solve
The problem isn’t that calorie trackers don’t exist. There are dozens. The problem is the friction between deciding to log a meal and the meal being logged.
If logging takes 30 seconds, I do it. If it takes 90 seconds and three taps, I skip it, then skip the next one, then stop opening the app for a week. And then suddenly I find myself with gaps in my logging and then I drop the app and weight goes up because I’m like this.
Telegram solves this for me because:
It’s already on my home screen.
I’m already in it ten times a day.
Typing a sentence is faster than navigating any UI.
An LLM on the other end can parse “kanapka z serem i pomidorem (cheese and tomato sandwich but in Polish)” without me picking from a dropdown.
Why
Two reasons.
One – I wanted it for myself. I’m 94kg, I want to be lighter, and I know the only reliable way to do that is to keep food intake honest with myself. Nothing on the market made that easy enough that I’d stick with it for more than two weeks. And I have tried MacroFactor for the last couple months!
Two – I wanted to see if a chat-native product could replace an app-native one. I’m a PM by day. I spend a lot of time thinking about what AI changes about the shape of products. BiteNote is my own answer: for a category like food logging, the app is (?) the wrong unit. The conversation is the right unit.
It started as a weekend project. Then someone paid for it. Then a few more people did. So now it’s a thing.
Also, all (or most) of us have some kind of chat-interfaced AI’s that we use everyday, so using the same interface felt right.
What’s there now
Natural-language meal logging,
Daily totals, macros, weight tracking,
Photo logging — send a picture, get an estimate,
Restaurant menu lookups,
A free tier that’s actually usable, and a Pro tier for people who want history and integrations (there’s Withings integration and API access!).
It’s at bitenote.eu if you want to poke around. The bot is @bitenotebot on Telegram.
What’s next
I’m building this in the open (or this blogpost is actually a start of that), slowly, on the side. The roadmap is whatever annoys me most when I’m using it. Right now that’s better weekly summaries and tighter integration with the scale data I already pull from Withings.
If you try it and something breaks or feels stupid – let me know!
https://pawel.orzech.me/2026/04/30/i-made-an-app-for-telegram-mostly/
New version of FastMask - Android app for managing Masked Emails in Fastmail is here.
There’s an .apk file you can download and run on your phone.
Too autistic to eat anything that’s on the table but I got my space food.
Dia is becoming better and better browser. This grouping? Very, very nice.
For the first time since I don’t even know when I have broken the glass on my phone. Interestingly, I don’t really care!
This is just a test! But I’m going to leave it here since I don’t care that much.
It took me… 20 years.
New one soon? Or just chip shortage?
Updates across all three apps
Shipped updates to all three of my Android apps this week.
SunZones got the biggest one. There's a whole Night & Moon section now: moonrise and moonset, when astronomical night actually starts and ends, how much of that darkness is moonless, and whether the Milky Way core is high enough to be worth going outside for. You can also jump to any date between 1900 and 2100 instead of being stuck on today, and the widget finally comes in three sizes instead of one giant slab. The night sky in the app looks like an actual sky now, not a flat dark rectangle.
FastMask can create a masked address without you opening the app at all. Share a page from your browser, tap the Quick Settings tile, or long-press the icon, and the new address is already on your clipboard. There's a proper setup wizard for the Fastmail API token too, because that part used to be a guessing game.
Nib, my Ghost client, mostly got the boring important stuff. It can't publish the same post twice anymore, a queued newsletter keeps the audience you actually picked, and saving a page no longer flattens all its formatting.
All three are free to use, but you can get more features with Pro. Go grab Pro, this would make me happy!
https://pawel.orzech.me/2026/07/28/updates-across-all-three-apps/
I love how Apple respects my decision and asks me EVERYDAY if I wanted to turn on iMessages. No, I don't. But I'm still going to be asked tomorrow.
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@niekonkurencyjny@wspanialy.eu chyba bym dopowiedział, że "na androidzie". Bo Ivory na iPhone dalej jest moim zdaniem bardzo dobre i rozwija się cały czas tak samo