Elektrine
Log in Register
Paige Chat Timeline Gallery Friends Email Drive DNS Private DNS Domains VPN Kairo Nerve
Remote

Porkchop D. Clown

@obvioustroll@hulvr.com
mastodon 4.6.8
  • Open on hulvr.com

Some bozo on the internet. I’ve been a code monkey since I started breaking into the math classroom to get time on the Wang 720b and (later) the TRS-80. So, about 45 years now.

Yes, I really was a real clown, but only for children’s charities.

Used to be a Bike MS team captain. Been through some health issues, but I still love my bike.

These days, I work part time at an LGBTQ+ church. (Yes, I know that makes your brain hurt, but it’s true.)

65 Followers
31 Following
6 Posts
Joined November 15, 2017
Age:
Getting Old
Vices:
Knock Knock Jokes
Hobbies:
See Vices. Also photography. And bicycles.
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@jimgon@hulvr.com Depends on how much you value your time and sanity - my volunteer gig involves using printers more than I have in the past 20 years and… it’s the least favorite part of this job.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@jimgon@hulvr.com Great loading screen but when does the game start? (I really get strong Psygnosis vibes. Love the song but now I want to play Blood Money on my Amiga.)
1
1
0
0
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@wiredog@hulvr.com You know, I never remembered his name - but that book had an effect on my life.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Stacky@hulvr.com 🫪
0
0
0
0
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Stacky@hulvr.com loved mine. Used them for tears and they still looked like new. Gave them to my daughter, hopefully she’s still using them.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Porkchop D. Clown @obvioustroll@hulvr.com
· 46mo ago
Replying to
@Shakespeherian@mastodon.social You’re not going to live long enough. It’s not your fault - it’s the fault of every little kid that runs stampeding up to a bunch of pigeons that ruin it for the rest of us. ;-)
0
0
0
0
Back
313k7r1n3
Elektrine

Tor hidden service

elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

I2P eepsite

j6b6cyk6gjmepjih7jjadxgxvvf3lzzujljuu2v4biemzpg3naya.b32.i2p

Platform

  • Email
  • Chat
  • Timeline
  • VPN
  • DNS

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ
  • Lite (no JS)

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Transparency Report
  • Report Abuse
  • Warrant Canary
  • VPN Policy

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue
Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 12:05:20 UTC