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Noah S. McKinnon

@nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
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I’ve got a to-do list longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song.

Teacher by trade, classicist by training, baseball fan by calling, Communist by choice. Member, Rochester DSA.

Various vein-openings at:
https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon

355 Followers
248 Following
27 Posts
Joined April 26, 2022
Pronouns/Orientation:
he/him: bi/pan
Languages:
EN, ES, DE, LA
Politics:
ancom to MLs, ML to ancoms
Podcast:
@NoSubsPlease@mastodon.online
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 3w ago
Boosts encouraged: If you, or anyone you know, does RPG Maker MV work—character walking graphics, sideview battlers, face graphics—I'm trying to work on a game with a Roman gladiator aesthetic, and so far I haven't found anyone making that sort of thing for that aesthetic. If you're interested, let me know your rates. I can't promise I'll take you up on it, as the rest of the game idea is very amorphous right now, but at least it'll get me thinking about being more historically accurate.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 2mo ago

smoking that shit that made Graig Nettles' mom name him that

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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago

smoking that shit that made Sherlock Holmes think Cornish was a Semitic language

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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago

Vein-openings I promised, and vein-openings you shall have.

In this one, I finally exorcise a demon that’s been sitting on my chest for six years:

https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/archive/no-such-thing-as-unskilled-labor-and-other-things/

buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@funkula@goblin.camp Clark says you’ve got this!
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago

On guilt, shared responsibility, and watching the United States government destroy both the islands whose heritage I claim:

https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/archive/history-will-not-absolve-us/

buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 2mo ago

We're rewatching Mockingjay, and I had never had this thought before: imagine being the soldiers who had to cut a million fucking white roses *and* figure out how to store them efficiently on bombers so they could be airdropped over District 13.

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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone @MagicIsTheCause@laserdisc.party now this is interesting to me, because a number of you are suggesting that I've got the syllable boundary wrong, I think you're all right, and I may have done that to myself by repeatedly saying the word until the syllables forcibly separated
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago

Judging by its place on the draft list, I've been trying to write this one for over two weeks.

I would've gotten it out sooner, but I kept having to fix other people's problems. That'll be a much funnier sentence once you read the article.

https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/archive/mentats-in-search-of-a-butlerian-jihad/

buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago

This poll was inspired by overhearing @MagicIsTheCause@laserdisc.party quote The Birdcage.

How do you naturally pronounce "gazongas?"

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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 7mo ago

She skitters darkly, like the night
Of cheerless climes and smoky skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bug
Meet in her aspect and her mug;
Thus sitting in that spider face
Which sits in Mordor’s deathly caves.

- Lord Byron, circa Third Age 3019

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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@nxskok@cupoftea.social they do (for example, the thing about consonants at the beginning of a word changing based on the end of the previous word is common to all Celtic languages), but it's farther back. Irish, Scottish and Manx are in the Goidelic branch; Breton, Welsh and Cornish are Brittonic.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@nxskok@cupoftea.social Once upon a time, I wanted to learn at least some of each of the Celtic languages. And by "a" I mean "when I had."
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 5mo ago

Every time USians on here get get up about doomers/defeatists/pessimists/buzzkills/downers, I'm reminded that the prerogative of every imperial citizenry is to demand someone else fix their problems—including, especially, the ones they themselves created.

More:
https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/archive/why-doom/

buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago

One last time: if you thought this year’s Team USA was an aberration, j have news for you. They’re not good news.

If you like it and you want to read more, feel free to subscribe!
https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/archive/cleats-stamping-on-a-human-face-forever/

buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
Drugs
@celesteh@hachyderm.io An extremely cursory Wikipedia search says Chaldean is apparently similar to, but not quite the same as, Old Aramaic; the peoples themselves are consistently differentiated. But yes, my first thought was that the seven-per-cent solution was responsible.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Jdm2 Thank you very much! Which, uh, person is this? There's a lot of people being mentioned in that piece.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Jdm2 Eso me imaginaba, pero quería asegurarme. En mi familia nunca se decía la verdad sobre esa escoria.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@nessotropheion Genuinely an incredible compliment. Very glad to hear it. 💜
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Canuckduff I appreciate that! I'll keep that in mind. I learned to annotate extensively in college and never looked back, but I sometimes feel like an old fogey doing it.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@bright_helpings Look, just read my stuff and we’ll call it even. Sound good? ☺️
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@bright_helpings Now this is absolutely wonderful news—I do a lot of footnoting when I write stuff like this and if they weren’t accessible I’d have to cobble together some alternative structure. It’s good to know I can call off those particular jets.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@bright_helpings 💜 thank you! As much as I like reading Defector—and I do, they’re my usual lunch read at work—I find that their style lends itself to bandwagoning on whatever opinion becomes popular among online sports progs. Obviously I’ll take that over the alternative, but sometimes it’s hard not to wonder what took them so long.
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
If you want to get these articles right in your email in a nice little format, you can always subscribe here: https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon
buttondown.com
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Noah S. McKinnon @nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
· 42mo ago
Replying to
@hootalex@mastodon.social Every time someone mentions the state birds I feel duty-bound to bring this video up, but these logos are still cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZI5GcPm8c
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