cultural treasures desecrator

I am going to forget the Alamo.

I am going to dissolve Buckingham Palace in acid to protect it from theft.

I am going to shove an Easter Island head up my ass.

I am going to defenestrate the British Crown Jewels.

I am going to piss on Elon Musk.

I am going to forget the Grand Canyon.

I am going to practice my karate on an ongoing production of Hamilton.

I am going to collectivize Disney World.

I am going to run DOOM on Mount Fuji.

I am going to slowly and sensually lick the Voynich Manuscript.

I am going to convert the Missouri Cheese Caves into build grist.

I am going to liberate the Burj Khalifa.

I am going to do a stunt jump over Lenin's mummified remains.

I am going to declare Stonehenge an Apollyon-class anomaly.

I am going to write a Reader/the Hereford Mappa Mundi smut fic.

I am going to marry the London Eye.

I am going to liberate the Grand Canyon.

I am going to piss on Tokyo Tower.

I am going to build a nest on the Statue of Liberty.

I am going to upload the White House to Libgen.

I am going to steal an Oompa-Loompa.

I am going to convert Obama's yearly playlist into build grist.