2yo: Daddy sing a song about dragons?
Me: ...
Me: TROGDORRRRRR! 🤘🏻
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Mitch Salmon 
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There's also a site called LibriVox where volunteers create audiobooks of public domain works and put them out in the public domain for free. The internet is still a good place sometimes. https://librivox.org/
Parenting tip: Don't buy or borrow Bluey books of the episodes that always make you cry, because they're really hard to read to your toddler, and you'll have to read them at least three times back to back each bedtime 👍🏻
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This brought to you by a man who really wants to reread Dracula, but has a newborn and so can never hold a physical book.
Taking my Bible out of my bag to make room for my d&d dice. The 90s Christian mums were right after all!
Get yourself a group of friends who gas each other up as absurdly as the characters in Dracula
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acknowledge the moral right of the author and artist to be identified as the creator of a work by reading the board book bylines to our toddler
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Well that's deeply fucked up, and I wish I'd known before buying. #StarWars #ZeroCompany
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Trying to convince my almost two year old to go to bed by telling him that the garbage trucks sleep in their own beds is peak toddler
Looking for a 24 foot tall man to hold me like a baby on his shoulder while I fall asleep so I can finally figure out what feels so EXTREMELY DIFFERENT when he sits down
Decided to get into self-hosting and bought a raspberry pi in the middle of a RAM and storage crisis 👍🏻👍🏻
Not sure if I bought some dodgy discs from Amazon, but why is blu ray burning so unreliable? I currently have a 50% hit rate for successful burns... 😓