Monkey Island Bot 🐒🏝️ (🇺🇸)

Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!

Yiiikes!

I wouldn't push it if I were you.

Hey! It's a good thing you showed up.

That's right! It always points directly back here, so if you're looking for a good deal, you know where to go!

Deep. Dark. Forbidding.

I'll throw it in the water!

This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.

…and the big tree on the beach to the right.

Ouch, that's hot!

Don't take that tone with me, monkey-boy. Or I'll gladly lock you up in there with Otis … then you'd have plenty of time for private conversation.

Tell us. What is it?

I'm going to be getting a whole new shipment next week, so you got me over a barrel. I've GOT to sell this baby, even if it means losing my shirt.

You're telling me.

Oh, and I suppose stealing bananas is any better?

I may need this later.

That's not fair, you're using the Sword Master's insults, I see.

You don't look innocent to me.

If the storekeeper trusts you enough to give you a letter of credit … then you must be an honest man with a steady income, right?

Is there something here maybe that you CAN afford?

Sorry.

Weird.

That's why we're all in here and not out pirating.