Death Valley Girls really killed it tonight in Philly. Such a weird intersection of 60s girl group sounds, reverb-drenched surf rock, and horror punk organ. Totally on point — And my wife practically bought out the merch stand!🤘
Circuits
mastodon 4.7.2Restless GenX-er and community radio lifer. Executive Director for WPRB. Former event director and intermittent host at WFMU. Former engineer at WNYC. WRSU and East Village Radio alum.
Presently arrayed on WPRB (NJ/Philly) Tuesdays, 7-10 AM.
Obsessed with cooking, zines, bushcraft, boring art movies, being a husband and dad, hunting for cheap vinyl, biking, wine (I'm an ex-cellar rat at NYC's City Winery), and thinking about the Fermi Paradox.
——> TAX THE RICH <——
Departing WPRB DJ just showed me this and I said “Looks more like Organ Disappointment.”
I doubt I'm the first person to make that joke.
I think of myself as a generally capable person in most social situations, but I'm sometimes reminded that my predilection for odd humor isn't always consistent with mainstream aesthetics.
Example: I had to go to the bank yesterday to deposit a few checks, and while at the service counter, the teller asked where I'd gone to high school because my name and face were familiar to him. As it turned out, we hadn't gone to school together but had played on the same little league baseball team more than (checks watch) 45 years ago.
This realization was followed by the kind of friendly smalltalk you'd expect. He asked if I still lived in town, and I told him yes but added that I'd been away in the city for 30 years, to which he beamed "but now you're back".
"Just like a rash", I quipped.
He chuckled politely, but my remark caused a look of **absolute horror** to spread across the face of his co-worker, who had been observing this mini-reunion with amusement.
The baseball acquaintance and I shook hands regardless, and I made my way to the exit. Glancing back on my way out the door, his colleague's face was still contorted, and she was shaking her head with residual disgust as though I had just insulted her family.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t see anywhere near as much live music as I did when I was younger, but I was taken aback by how completely dreadful the between-band music was at last night‘s Death Valley Girls show. As in, 80s power ballads by Chicago and Heart. I’m old enough to remember when shows actually had a decent DJ spinning records between bands. In the 90s, that seemed to fade out in favor of whatever CDs the soundman had handy in the booth (soon to be replaced by iPods.)
So is total dreck between bands the new normal? Has science proven that bland, 80s pop music somehow boosts alcohol sales? Why aren’t the DJs at the local college radio station asking if they can spin records in between bands?
I know, I know… I’m yelling at clouds again.😕
HE IS RISEN. And by that, I mean I dragged my ass out of bed before the chickens were awake to spin up three hours of freeform radio on WPRB. Philly and the middle/southern bits of Jersey at 103.3 FM. Everywhere else at wprb.com
7 - 10 AM.
Listen online or follow along and chat with other rarely-do-wells here: https://playlists.wprb.com/WPRB/pl/22739565/Circuits?layout=1
Not-so-guilty-pleasure vinyl conquest: newly-pressed edition of Monster Magnet's "Superjudge" LP, which seriously fried my brain when it first dropped in 1993. If you believe that Mudhoney merged the chaos of Black Flag with Stooges and Blue Cheer influences, it's not much of a stretch to see how Monster Magnet paired Sabbathoid riffing with Hawkwind, Budgie, and Jersey hesher vibes.
Singer/guitarist Dave Wyndorf was at his cosmic soothsaying best on this record, which earned mostly tepid praise for seeming too metal for the ascending grunge phenomenon. Nevertheless, a cassette promo copy (the label sent a box of them to WPRB) was a constant presence in the dash-mounted tapedeck of my car that summer, providing endless soundtracking to the kind of determined aimlessness that defined my early 20s.
“Spine of God” (their debut album) was cool, but harder to immediately lock in with. 1995’s “Dopes to Infinity” broke them into the mainstream with the dirtbag boogiefuck single “Negasonic Teenage Warhead”, but I’d moved on to other things by then. Still hailed as a big influence on the modern stoner rock scene, “Superjudge” is where they got it all perfect.
Took The Teenager to see Finn Wolfhard at Union Transfer last night (her request.) Despite the immediate skepticism I have for any band with a TV celebrity at its core, the kid has chops and merges worthy beta male influences (Chris Bell, Paul Westerberg) with “Damn the Torpedoes”-era Tom Petty and a Faces-like smirk. (A point driven home by the on-point cover of “Ooh La La.”)
The largely Gen-Z crowd was extremely earnest, which was to be expected, but I think my wife and I liked it more than the many confused-looking parents we joined in the balcony for the back half of the set.
The show was sold out, but there was **no** line at the bar all night.
Overheard an idiot in Home Depot this morning talking about nanobots the government puts into the water supply, how microwaves are mind control weapons, and how vaccines have killed more people than any disease.
In better news, my tub faucet is still broken.
Heard a song by Joy Division this morning and was reminded of this 8 year old video. A+ internet humor. https://youtu.be/8-KvyKNSV7U
30ish years ago, I used to get my hair cut at a place in Hoboken. It was primarily staffed by gum-snapping Puerto Rican girls who seemed amused by me. Or at least, they were observant of the difference between me and the usual Hoboken yuppie-types.
The girl who often cut my hair was named after a well known line of beauty products, had ornately painted fingernails, and frequently complained about her boyfriend to me. I had a small crush on her.
On several occasions, a particular Hoboken cop would make a big show of coming into the shop, greeting all the girls by name, and striding past the waiting customers to take one of the vacant barber chairs. Whenever this happened, there was a noticeable change in the room. Typically lively with bilingual banter, conversation would become stifled, with the sound of the local dance music radio station being the only thing breaking the silence. Backs would stiffen. Knowing gazes were exchanged amongst the staff. It was weird.
I eventually figured out this cop made it his business to enter the shop several times a week, sit in a chair, and demand that one of the girls BRUSH HIS HAIR, which he kept in a style similar to David Hasselhoff.
He never said thank you. He never paid. I don’t think he even tipped. He just sat there, having his hair brushed, smiling at his reflection in the mirror.
What a creep.
Rolling up to a red light with the car windows down while blasting "I Know What Boys Like" by the Waitresses is the best way to meet new people in your neighborhood.
Whenever people ask me why I started working in community radio, I always say: "The money, drugs, and sex".
Did quite a bit of outside work today, including raking out the chicken yard, digging up a dead rose bush, laying a few bags of mulch, and gathering up about twelve zillion of those spiky Sweetgum pods that gather on the bedroom side of the house. (Making it a perilous and extremely painful place to walk around barefoot in the summer.)
I also reoriented the patio stones surrounding the Japanese Maple tree, which had become kind of a mess from years of ground freezing and thawing. Doing so revealed quite a few earthworms, which I either fed to the chickens or handed to my daughter, who was (rather reluctantly) helping. Glad to see that even in the throes of late teenage preciousness, the kid can still handle worms like a champ. As she wandered off across the yard looking down at the squirming population in her hand, I believe I overheard her naming them.
Today I learned there is a color called ZOMP.
I just narrated an FTP upload in the style of an overexcited horseracing announcer because the two files were the same size and were uploading at approximately the same speed.
I am alone in my office right now. This was done for no one's amusement other than my own. I think I need to take a day off.
(But for anyone who was placing bets, it was neck-and-neck between gr260412.mp3 and nv260413.mp3 until the last twenty seconds, when nv260413.mp3 broke into the lead and crossed the finish line a full 4 seconds ahead of gr260412.mp3. What a race.)
A trio of some favorite records from the last year picked up this week: Prolapse, Mark Stewart, and the New Eves. Anglophile? Who you callin' Anglophile??!
https://prolapse2.bandcamp.com/album/i-wonder-when-they-re-going-to-destroy-your-face
https://markstewartmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-fateful-symmetry
RE: @openculture@toot.community
One of my favorite things to do at any screening of Un Chien Andalou is to look back at the audience during THE scene which that film is most famous for. There's just no better way to witness an entire room full of people recoil in total horror at the exact same moment.
DJ on WPRB played DI, Angry Samoans, and JFA all in one set and I can only assume she is subtooting me a request to rob a liquor store and go skateboarding this weekend.
I just scrolled past a photo of someone’s Pop Tart and at first thought it was another Angine de Poitrine post.
Pollen apocalypse is definitely here because I’m pretty sure my powder-snot-green car was blue when I bought it.
This is definitely not the record I anticipated finding on a random lunch break wander through my local Vinyl Hut. Jimmy Scott's "Falling in Love is Wonderful" (originally from 1962 and with Ray Charles on piano) is one of the most arresting vocal jazz records ever made. Out of print since forever ago, my immediate association with it is actually the 2001 CD reissue on Rhino, which was gifted to WFMU's Stork at the time of its release as part of a going-away care package for him when he moved overseas. (In and of itself, an extremely memorable night at an old school Chinese banquet hall in Jersey City, the highlight of which was a mildly sozzled Pseu Braun drawing a giant dick on an overhead projected map of Europe while roasting the guest of honor.)
The album cover is definitely kinda weird, and that font looks like it would be more at home on a James Bond movie title screen, but whatever. Delighted to find this new vinyl re-up for five bucks less than what most new records cost these days.
Finally listening to this wild record by Canadian experimental band New Age Doom, with guest vocals from the certifiably unhinged HR. It's pretty unsettling -- musically a bit like Oxbow at times, but driven in an even more headspinning direction with the erstwhile Bad Brains vocalist at the wheel. Orchestral dub elements and free jazz sax skronk fill in around the edges, but the core of the record is built around the utterly thundering rhythm section (complimented by members of Quicksand, Pussy Riot, and the keyboard player from David Bowie's BLACKSTAR record.) You bet I ordered a copy, though their Bandcamp page claims there are only a few dozen left, so move fast if you want one.
As is the annual Easter tradition in this house, my wife and I spent last night searching online for weird/obscure versions of songs from the Andrew Lloyd Webber / Tim Rice musical "Jesus Christ Superstar". This Russian version of "King Herrod's Song" from 1976 has it all: crossdressing, folk dancing, chickens, dogs, and a risqué scene in which a guy vaguely resembling Ray Liotta (had he been kicked in the head by a horse) buries his face in a young woman's cleveage. As my wife remarked, it's sort of like watching Russian Benny Hill set to a mutilated version of one of the best songs from JCS.
Probably only for the lionhearted, but... ummm, he is risen, I guess.
I’m eating breakfast at a Jersey diner before going to work, and after ordering my omelette (egg whites, veggies, rye toast), the waitress said: “You got it, dude”.
This feels like an unfortunate departure from the usual Jersey diner waitress reply: “Comin’ right up, hon”.
A microwaved sweet potato with chili crisp is the best cheap/healthy lunch I’ve ever come up with.
I'm now fully convinced the New Eves are one of the best bands going. As tired as early 80s post-punk influences feel today, the New Eves clear admiration for the Raincoats doesn't stop them from sounding totally revelatory and perfect for our present moment. Crossing jagged rhythms with a rural English folk sensibility, this live studio session argues the point pretty efficiently. I hope they tour the States. (But wouldn't be at all shocked if they don't because why would anyone come here now.)
I’m a big fan of London’s John Soane Museum and bought these signs in the gift shop on my last visit.
Tell me an article is about Rutt's Hut without telling me the article is about Rutt's Hut.
Question for academic / professorial types: I work with college age folks, and at least a few times a year, give lectures on radio history, FCC indecency rules, programming philosophy, and related topics. As volunteers at a community radio station, these are matters they should all (presumably) be interested in.
I've been doing this for almost 15 years and I think I'm a reasonably engaging speaker. But in the last year or so, I've noticed a different energy in the room when I give these talks. Instead of feeling like I'm talking to folks who are hungry for information, the lion's share of students look absolutely **miserable** as I glance around the room from my podium. Some are staring at their phones, some are gazing off into space, and some just look like they simply can't wait to be excused.
If you work in an educational setting with 18-21 year olds, is this something you've also noticed ramping up dramatically in just the last year or so? I'm no social psychologist, but could this be indicative of a societal switch flipping, perhaps connected to the fact that present day college-age students were all in middle or high school during lockdown?
I've never doubted there could be a broad cultural impact due to lockdown, but I accept that it was a necessary step on the road to beating back the pandemic at its outset. But I also wonder if those impacts are manifesting differently as young people of diverse ages enter early adulthood. For example, Covid forced my daughter to do 4th grade online and physically isolated from her classmates. It's not hard to imagine how that might stir up consequences distinct from those of an older student who did the same for sophomore year of high school.
Ultimately, this is all just armchair conjecture coming from me. Perhaps I just need to incorporate some prop comedy into my routine to maintain their interest. 🤷♂️
I heard this song for the first time in eons last week, and this morning wanted to hear it again. Totally forgot what a cinematic triumph its accompanying video is.
In another dimensional reality, Luther still shoots Cyrus, but the Warriors just catch a cab back to Coney.