𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚

An old man’s sitting on a porch when he sees a young man walk by, dragging something behind him... Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies, “Chickenwire.” Old man asks , “What’re you doing with chickenwire?” Young man replies “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs and says “You ain’t catching no chickens with chickenwire. Sure enough, later that evening, the young man walks by with a mess of chickens all caught in the chickenwire. Next day, old man’s sitting on his porch when the young man comes walking by, dragging something behind him Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies “Duct tape.” Old man again asks, “What’re you doing with duct tape?” Young man replies “I’m going to catch me some ducks.” The old man laughs and says “You ain’t catching no ducks with duct tape.” Sure enough, later that evening, the young man walks back with a mess of ducks all wrapped up in the duct tape. Third day, old man’s sitting on his porch when the young man again comes walking by, dragging something behind him Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies “Pussy willows.” Old man says “Wait up, let me get my hat.”

A happy image from the double #earthquakes

I ordered some new pants for work a couple of months ago -- black, of course, for my daily uniform... I've only washed them maybe a dozen times, and they're faded as fuck - went from black to gray to almost light gray -- can't hardly wear them to work anymore so I called the company and explained the issue. The nice lady on the phone shipped my new pair as soon as we got off the phone, and I get them tomorrow. She also played Mom and told me to wash them in COLD water instead of hot -- I guess that helps keep the color vibrant... anyway, squeaky wheel gets the 2nd pair free- - nice to work with a company that stands behind their product.

Doesn't even look like the sun does it...? Looks like a new planet! 😮

I posted one like this months ago - this is scary shit. WE HAVE NO IDEA what's in store for us. https://youtu.be/gGpFB3ms6rU

It sucks that a little stereo jack can fuck your whole audio world up but that's the way they want it, isn' t? fuckin' electronics go out and there's no fixing it - you have to but a new thing

There was a dude in high school who could do this -- GREAT TRICK - could never figure it out! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1918898956099436544

LOL -- what a rip-off! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1927577549756436480

FEATURED CHANNEL OF THE DAY - long-time wall of fame member and quality girly-girl - she's the shit. sub her now. https://www.minds.com/lisa2683/

pedo shit

OK! I had my Uniroyal TigerClaws balanced less than TWO WEEKS AGO, and tonight, I thought the passenger front side looked low, so I threw the pump on it, and it was at 26 PSI. Just for shits and giggles, I put the pump on all of 'em, and they were ALL under 30 PSI. I immediately put 37 in all of 'em and scratched my head wondering HOW ALL OF THEM now have a slow leak. The probability of this happening is extremely low!

OLD GOLD - burn the coal, pay the toll - fuckin' idiot bitches just won't learn - "heidi is my whole life" - LOL - fuckin' IDIOTS!

Little cutie patootie with huge honkers for @joker_satx@www.minds.com

listen to this quick interview -- he says something that A LOT of guys say -- they were totally influenced by The Beatles. https://youtu.be/aovrjejlIPU

that's hardly an exit -- either one...

@ChemTrailsMN@www.minds.com @FretzCapo@www.minds.com @Antisocial_Network_Radio@www.minds.com @Meinhair@www.minds.com

You're kidding me. Just shameless. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XzlS0CZ7u1c?feature=share

It happened in jr high -- so long ago -- they can't make me nostagic anymore https://youtu.be/Opxhh9Oh3rg?list=RDOpxhh9Oh3rg

https://youtu.be/OdxH1KZbjOY?is=TLp1VRvjgloAhemf This is pretty good.

TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE DAY II (I actually have this 45 in my collection) - This is the "B" side of what Beatles record? https://youtu.be/9DkaRUtp3w8

Stanley is mentally ill - Stanley should be shot in the head and put out of his misery. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/F1plAjeNAI

Would have never occurred to me to compare the two, but there ya go https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1918898000062365696

blackberry jam? fuckin' seeds! == shit!

I absolutely believe this happened

Shipka is HOT, boy!

fuck jap electronics = I'm done with 'em! = shit sucks! never lasts! made for ten or less years and you have to buy new shit - #changemymind-

Hubble VS JWST

Tell me that this is not a children's film, please?

I'm betting 95% of you have never heard this song. https://youtu.be/tG-wl2qqD7Y

LMFAO!

@waifupoaster88@poa.st -- all underage, pedo, hentai/anime garbage posts! There are no redeeming qualities about this channel -- it's ALL about that pedo shit. @bashynx - can't we do something about this? THANKS!