mattp (8×💉)
Greying, limping Esperantist. Topics include: languages, bellringing, maths, software, and cats.
Sysadmin, developer, company director, IOCCC Winner. Occasional knitter.
Toots mainly in English. Also C1 in Esperanto, B1 in French and German, HSK1 in Mandarin.
Born when CO2 level was roughly 340ppm
EO account: @lametulo@esperanto.masto.host
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I have created an esoteric programming language called Uhhlang. In this language the only valid tokens (after comment removal) are hesitation words in various languages. For example: uh/erm (from English), euh (French), äää (Estonian), εμ (Greek), अ (Hindi). I've also included some RTL language tokens.
Code repo including example programs: https://codeberg.org/mattp/uhhlang/src/branch/main
Blog post: https://www.peperell.com/2026/04/01/uhh-er-erm.html
Human-generated input, corrections etc from sufficiently advanced / native speakers of languages other than English is welcome.