Manuel Wolff

No matter who died, you should not post „Good. I’m glad he‘s dead“ when you are the president. Also not when you complain about violent rhetoric from the left. Human beings, especially adults, should never act like this with a total lack of decency. How is this possible?

Anthony Fauci is one of the heroes who saved humankind from extinction in 2020. Of course mistakes where made, nobody gets everything right in the first try, but without the brave schöntusts, doctors and yes, even politicians, around the world, were all would be f***ed.

Charlie Kirk just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.

Bet that would get Kimmel cancelled.

But replace the name with Robert Mueller and you get exactly what Trump wrote.

And he’ll still be president next week.

Why?

After Gernany‘s game against Curaçao, we now know, that Curaçao is at least as good as Brazil.

I was a trillionaire way before Musk.

So what is worse, joking about the president‘s age or actually ordering an assassination like Trump did, I’m sure you remember Iran.

The US allies aren’t the cowards, Donald. The coward is the US, not getting rid of its pedophile, fascist, war criminal, sexist, racist president.

The US is an imminent threat.

I am not a violent person, but if I had the chance, I‘d spit in this fascists face and kick this wannabe-Goebbels ass.

What happened to Marjorie Taylor Greene? Why is she suddenly making sense?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-slams-trump-easter-day-post-iran-threats_n_69d28cc7e4b05047ac8ed42e

#trump #itan #easter #mtg

I had to check this, double check this and check this again, because I couldn’t believe it. But it‘s true. Walter up, Anerica, remove Trump now, you idiots.

#trump #usa #gay #ymca

Destroying NATO was always Putins wish, and Trump is doing his best to help him, because Putin has the golden shower tape and more.

This is unsettling. So much hate and stupidity. https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/27/middleeast/israeli-soldiers-settler-ideology-detain-cnn-crew-latam-intl?cid=ios_app

Most of the businesses and stuff Trump put his signature on failed miserably financially. And now he's printing his signature on the dollar bills.

You do know that this means the US will fail, right?

WANTED: advertising slogans for Europe.

I‘ll start: Europe. At least we still have our dignity.

#europe #usa #world

Dear Trumpistan: NATO-allies help, when a country is attacked, not when a country attacks, you whiny piece of _____.

The U.S. firearm homicide rate is roughly 4–5 per 100,000, while countries like Germany, France, or the UK are around 0.1–0.2 per 100,000. Why?

Imagine this: your doorbell rings, you open the door and it’s Trump. No one else around. What would you do?

„Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.“ is something that no Dwmocrat, no decent human would ever write. But if‘s something that Trump would not hesitate to write, in fact did write, for persons he didn’t like.

So the 250-year independance day parade in Washington was cancelled due to heat and you MAGAs still don't believe man made climate change is real?

So, Ukraine attacks Russia's infrastructure and Russia attacks Ukraine's civilians. Whose side are you on?

And lastly, Josh Hokit isn‘t a man. Am I right, America?

cofveve.

Tonight, 8pm, Cologne, Germany I am hosting the wonderful ENGLISH COMEDY NIGHT COLOGNE - and now you go get your tickets: www.boingcomedy.de - it will be amazing as always! (show at Horizont-Theater, Thürmchenswall 25, 50668 Köln, doors open 7pm)

#cologne #boingcomedy #manuelwolff #comedian #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #tonight #today #tonightincologne #colognetonight #whatsoncologne

Jeff Bezos is such a tiny man.

I get it now. it’s Trump, the insult comic dog.

Here you go, here's some crowdwork from me, hosting the international english comedy night cologne:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1Q0uQ4lg8

#crowdwork #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #standupcomedian #manuelwolff #comic #germancomedian #englishcomedy #comedyclub

Hosting tonight in Cologne — really looking forward to this one.

BOING! Comedy Club brings a properly international lineup in English:
Jim Williams (USA), Jordan Raj (AUS), Jeams Hately (UK) & Kyle Lucey (CAN).

8pm @ Horizont-Theater
Tickets: www.boingcomedy.de

#Köln #Cologne #StandUp #Comedy #LiveComedy

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A very sad thing happened two nights ago in Washington. Donald Trump, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented reality TV star and society star, was target of an assassination attempt, together with his wife, Ivanka, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as MAGA, sometimes referred to as rightwing extremism or fascism. ...

Wow, Trump survived more assasination attempts than Hitler!