lowqualityfacts

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-Pretend that other social media platforms don't exist. If someone mentions Twitter or Facebook, change the subject by looking up to the sky and screeching loudly.

-Make new users feel welcome by messaging them and saying "I would do unspeakable things to benefit you".

-Get the word "Mastodon" tattooed onto your forehead. When asked about your terrible life decision, you can explain what Mastodon is.

DeSantis is the worst.

That's it?
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A lot of people suffer from this.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That makes sense.
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Wow, I never knew this.
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I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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I love Keanu Reeves.

The man was born to skate.
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I remember learning this in kindergarten.
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All true superhero fans know this.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.

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One year it went on for months.
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That's so wholesome.
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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

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