Amy

yeah I don’t think we’re going to mars

remember you're *never* alone, you're surrounded by all the cups and mugs you didn't clean up this week

(programming C-3PO) you know what this miracle feat of technology needs?? anxiety

Absolutely disgusted that this shuffled playlist didn’t contort itself into exactly the right order for my feelings

getting covid is not a moral failing unless you got it at an improv theatre in which case this is a wake up call from god himself

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Men will literally use wealth of unknown provenance to throw the most dazzling parties in all of East Egg for Daisy instead of going to therapy

weed and caffeine high-fiving and chest bumping as they pass each other in my veins

look I want to be a positive vibes person but also people are being way too optimistic about the republican party’s capacity for reflection lol stop stepping on rakes. I can’t watch.

Almost feel bad for Raphael Warnock, just walking around saying dad stuff over his reading glasses, and then reporters are like, “is it TRUE that vampires can kill werewolves but NOT vice versa??”

(The CDC releases a map of america that’s just solid red)

me: is that good

I’m as mad as hell and I’m probably gonna take this at least for the foreseeable future!!

Ah, another long day of doing my part to bring Roko’s basilisk into existence. Never gets old! Can’t wait to get up and do it again tomorrow.

vegetable “noodles” are not part of my spiritual journey ok I can tell you that much

This is why I can’t leave twitter

Haven’t felt normal since I heard a Frank Sinatra song adapted for a colon cancer poop test kit

lol my instance keeps eating shit, which one should I move to?

only if it’s not upsetting!!