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Hello, would you like to share our basket? There's plenty of room for more
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A fierce warrior princess and her favorite shoe brush #CatsOfMastodon

Fizzbin and Khaaan almost catching the red dot
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My work supervisors are preparing their report on my performance #CatsOfMastodon

I don't know what you mean, of course we still fit, because we are still tiny kittens
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In an important meeting with my co-workers
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Cat puzzle success!! PVC pipes, paper cups, spice jar, hot glued to a wooden tray with one kibble per cup. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Khaaan has a few objections to the camera angle and would prefer to lie backwards over my shoulder like I'm burping her #CatsOfMastodon

Morning under the blankets. How can i be so cruel as to get up and ruin it #CatsOfMastodon

The basket was not big enough so they came to me

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Happy Alice Wong Day!! the city of San Francisco is honoring her birthday

Time for her early mid-morning nap
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Khaaan has bushed up her tail and is stalking something invisible in a sunbeam. Unless i have monsters under the bed ?!? #CatsOfMastodon

New cat hack: tape a paint stirrer to a cat dancer, slot it into the hammer loop and pocket of your carpenter pants. cats will now let you do your morning tai chi without jumping up onto your body

Wild interaction just now on the street, a young woman stared at me and yelled, it's you!! I stopped to see what she wanted. "You are such a dumb bitch whore! That time! " Me: i mean, granted, but did i do something specific? Her: you're NOT Me!!! Me: true.... Sorry but i gotta go

Amusing and a little adrenaline spiking. I feel concerned for her as she is a little aggro and not in a consensus reality at the moment. Hope she will be ok, i have to get on the bus tho

Leah Lakshmi is about to read from their new book of poetry, The Way Disabled People Love Each Other

https://brownstargirl.org/

#DisabilityCulturalCenter #Poetry

What exactly was grinding the grain in The Shire, before evil Ted or whoever installed his evil milling machinery. Was Rosie Cotton grinding it by hand on a hobbit metate or what? Surly hobbit punks singing, "Why cant i get just one mill"

Worst best ridiculous public health ad, ever. On BART! Why bring the poor trains and planes into this pustulent telenovela?! Implication that frankenbart and its slutty airplane have been sleeping around? #BART #silly

More people keep coming in! There's over 50 people here! For Leah, for their poems. And probably another hundred online. People are feeling intense and need poems and songs!!! #DisabilityCulturalCenter

ASL terps fighting for their LIFE like leah is Eminem or something #poetry #DisabilityCulturalCenter

Oh it's going down!!! Leah is on fire , this poem is called, "In which my parents, VOLDEMORT and RASPUTIN, both get terminal cancer" huge mood. I started cackling. The stalking and kitten postcards!! Christ #poetry #DisabilityCulturalCenter

https://brownstargirl.org/

There's a tour schedule for Leah's new book , here https://brownstargirl.org/news-events/

Leah is bringing the rants and gonzo vibe, love it #Poetry #DisabilityCulturalCenter

Honestly Stacey being on the quarter is the funniest joke from beyond rhe grave

Relevant rn and such a brilliant song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4p2Q3rDjPs

We also heard earlier from poets Tré Velasquez and Stephanie Echeverrria-Fenn ! Lots about death, anger, remembering as an act of resistance #Poetry #DisabilityCulturalCenter

New grant opportunity for disability-led nonprofits: https://www.openassistivetech.org/new-grant-opportunities-for-disability-justice-nonprofits/

Leah is reading a long poem to Stacey, i think it won't be the only one #DisabilityCulturalCenter

What on the stadium rock epileptic seizure is this. Stop it and let him sing like an angel in fetal position in the stage

Why does perfume genius suddenly sound like gay neil young . What