Mass layoff idea: bring all the people being laid off into an auditorium with the C-Suite team and lock the doors. Give them a each a goodie bag with a knife in it as a severance package.
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@lids@monads.online
mastodon 4.3.9+glitchI'm Lisa and I'm a 33 y/o: dyke, Marxist-Leninist, cat mom of two, non-fiction enjoyer, foodie, and simp for my wife.
Currently attending college late in life (started by BAS in 2026).
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Forgot to poast this picture of Miriam
Hello fellow office workers
Came into work today and my director ambushed me mid-conversation saying "let's get a coffee together" and I immediately had war flashbacks to my last job until she clarified everyone got one today.
My niece
He put himself in jail
Creature feature from this morning.
FUCKING SCRUNGLY
Me
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@InternetEh I just got Jessica Chipotle, but they fucking replaced our brown rice with white rice which is the most fucked up thing you could ever do.
High shovel