leoroberts
mastodon 4.6.8Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect.
Love listening to, and playing, #acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo #Scouser #LFC
“What is the secret of a happy marriage?” I got asked today. “Doing things you enjoy.” I replied. So tonight, on our anniversary, Sara is at the ballet with a friend, and I’m watching the footy 😁
Brighton were dispatched
at Anfield with no drama
6th round: here we come.
#LFC 3-0 #BHAFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #FACup #CleanSheet
Always a pleasure, and an honour, to hand over a cheque on behalf of www.acousticsoundboard.uk to Dave Kelly of Fans Supporting Foodbanks to support their, sadly, invaluable work. #LFC #EFC #HungerIsAPoliticalChoice #RightToFood
Our Achilles’ heel:
Farting around at the back.
Such naive tactics.
#BHAFC 2-1 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet
Predictable draw.
No guile, urgency or craft.
Unacceptable.
#LFC 1-1 #Spurs #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet
I understand keeping Mo on the bench. I don’t understand keeping Hugo there. #LFC
#LFC 1-0 #EFC. Not an easy watch… but #3Points and a #CleanSheet. Curtis acquitted himself well at Right Back. I just wish we looked a bit more as though we actually *wanted* to score. Still, #TopOfTheLeague. #LFC #YNWA
#CFC 3-1 #LFC. We played as if we were hungover. Just as well it didn’t matter. Result that’ll keep Citeh on their toes. #NoCleanSheet
Unlawfully killed. Unfairly blamed. It’s why we need a #HillsboroughLawNow. Remembering those who died, those who survived and all who were affected. #JFT97 #LFC
#FF 3-2 #LFC Well, that was dreadful from #LFC. So many players anonymous. Individual errors. FAATB our downfall. Fulham fully deserving the 3 points. #NoCleanSheet #StillTop
It’s nice being able to chill for the weekend knowing that, whatever happens, we’ll be at least 3 points clear come tomorrow evening. 😀❤️ #LFC
Be honest - it suits me 😀 #PopeLeoXIV #ScousePope
Another ‘not vintage’ performance but enough to get the job done. All eyes on Spurs at Anfield next week. Good to see Trent back - and scoring. #StillTop #CleanSheet #LCFC 0-1 #LFC #YNWA
(Not safe for #Reform voters or #Christian Nationalists) A colleague of mine was trying to write a song for the children to sing on Christmas Day at her church. She had the chorus sorted but was stuck for verses.
I offered to help. I'm nice like that.
Still things to work on - but 3 points and 4 goals is a decent start. Mo at the end - wonderful. #NoCleanSheet #Forever20.
We’re having a little project over on www.acousticsoundboard.uk: songs with a number in the title.
This is my ‘version’ of Janis Ian’s wonderful ‘At Seventeen’. If you don’t know the original - do check it out.
Fantastic gesture - but £20m to transform a house? Has the eejit never watched Homes Under The Hammer? £30k max - and that includes central heating and granite work surfaces.
I’m not convinced the ‘hand decorated’ adds a great deal, or took much time, if I’m honest… 🤣
We conceded first
As we often seem to do.
Our twelfth league defeat.
Or…
There is a reason
Why Slot always picks Gakpo.
No-one else knows it.
#AVFC 4-2 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet
Isak is injured.
His favourite place to be
Is the physio’s room.
Or…
Two average teams -
third and fourth in the table.
Best league in the world?
Take yer pick.
#MUFC 3-2 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet