my eunuchs got too wobbly so I mixed estrogen into their feed.
good for their bones.
☢️ mallory ☢️
mallory/harp/lyre/paige | she/her | 23 | fan of big robots and small websites
send me photos of things that make you think of me!
interested in #Netrunner, being a trans women (sic), and music, among many other things
very gay for many people!
may stray into kink territory at times cause it's part of my life that's literally so cool
it's important to remember that I have multiple new animations and voicelines to discover in each update
everybody loves rug bug, the bug that is snug
[2 days later]
we regret to inform you that the bug is in a rug
a basement pet is for life, not just for Christmas. luckily, you get to choose how long "life" is.
"benching and buttoning". my new workout routine that makes you smaller
they are going to do surgery on me to turn me into some kind of batman
they're severing the strings of fate that I'm puppeteered by tomorrow