kai / evelyn

full on "what have I done" realization when looking upon this creation of mine. I'm talking dr frankenstein levels. do not ask me to explain why this patterns works from the moment I close this tab onwards.

people staring and admiring my gorgeous hot girlfriend until they suddenly notice me in the corner

a second roach has hit the apartment and in response I, too, will be tightening physical security in every conceivable location to an unreasonable level of escalation

"I thought Netanyahu was a Chiikawa character" -the girl I'm hoping to marry one day

the 2 genders on this flight are me (coding a webapp to track my gym progress from scratch) and the dude one row ahead (playing offline chrome dino run)

this is what it feels like catching up with friends from before transition

various memes come and go, but I will never stop laughing at Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot) "Revolver Ocelot."

I make fun of linkedin all the time but they know what they're doing. every time I get a prompt to search jobs or set myself as Open to Work I can feel its draw like the green goblin mask

random airport inspection so they did the test strip thing on my hands, 5 mins later realize they're kinda achy and red. they laced my shit with fent

research is required into the postpartum hormones that make me unironically say shit like "cooking is my zen! :)". every single time one (1) little thing goes slightly off plan while I cook I run the risk of running out and going on a stabbing spree

headphones died 2 hours after getting to the office this is a code red I repeat code red