mastodon 4.5.18He/him is worth $1MM in prizes.
Today in Stories Of The Resistance, the kid told me about his class where the substitute teacher was left a fifty minute AI-generated video going through the planned lesson, and when they started playing it, a kid got out of his seat and walked up and said, "No," turned it off and they had a tutorial hour where everyone just did their homework.
Attended a seder. Took a hoummous-sized dollop of pure ground horseradish. Died. Apparently Jesus brought me back but it was a total blackout.
All-timer of a first sentence in this review: "Like all great films, Renny Harlin’s solidly enjoyable 'Deep Water' is about an airplane that crashes right into a big pile of sharks." https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/deep-water-2026-movie-review-renny-harlin-1235190976/
This is the first manned moon mission in my lifetime.
On reflection, I always knew Morrissey was an asshole. It’s plain as day in the lyrics. I just liked it because he was an asshole to the kind of people who harassed nerds like me. In hindsight given his late-stage assholery, I think the lesson is: don’t tolerate bullies even if they’re bullying people you dislike. Shut them down regardless.
Vaping looks so dumb, like a grown person using a fat USB drive as a pacifier
scary
There's so much to love about Up (Pete Docter, 2009) just on the face of it: that magnificent image of the house rising under an embarrassment of multicolored balloons, and of course the wordless prologue which is guaranteed to dehydrate any feeling adult 1/N
If you don't know anyone who is trans it's almost certainly because they haven't told you
Reminder that scooters are not transportation infrastructure they're a) excuses sold to cities that give cities cover for not building transportation infrastructure and b) private ventures with zero accountability that commercialize the commons and suck $$ out of the community. They're a bad idea and when you ride them you should feel bad.
I have two new albums by dream pop bands on my playlist right now. The bands are named Wishy and Deary and I want someone to tell me what’s going on in the band-naming factory.
The cybertruck is cartoonish in its futurism which I assume is meant to signal forward-thinking dominance but reads to me more like "emotionally, I'm stuck at like 15 or 16." I'm not sure it matters though, I think the signaling is really meant for other insiders. The cybertruck calls out to other cybertruck owners, "Wink wink, you and me will be on the shuttle to Mars while the rest of these plebs expire."
“The poet’s job is to forget how people do it” https://www.poetryfoundation.org/featured-blogger/67400/the-average-fourth-grader-is-a-better-poet-than-you-and-me-too
