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jenn schiffer
@jenn@gardenstate.social
mastodon 4.7.3the joker of candle-making (https://bugsrock.online), one of the greatest minds in web development (https://jennschiffer.com) and blogging (https://livelaugh.blog), and nyc co-host of robot karaoke (https://robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
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landlord and andy installed the ac units tonight, rock and fuckin roll
i had no idea what i was doing when i started this but after nearly 10 hours of work…i still have no idea
tonight instead of braising my fried tofu I smothered it in bbq sauce and served it on king‘s hawaiian sweet pretzel buns (which i only learned the existence of today) and it rocked
pumagreg talks a lot in this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWY0BUvmPEE
here i am with my latest pixel art painting
your local renaissance woman checking in to show you the hardcover i made for my field notes and why i will be peeling glue out of my hair for couple days
i made this ceramic clock!
my nemesis neighbor looked at my ripped jeans and then looked up at me from her 1.5ft tall gremlin point of view and said “hmm, coming back from work?” i want to push her on her mattress while she’s sleeping into the river, parent trap style
happy new year
candles can have a changelog, too. nice TWOmato is the second version of my hit fresh-off-the-vine scented pillar. bring a little jersey italian to your holiday, from this jersey italian 🍅🤌
on Memorial Day aka May 25th, Jamie and i will be back at wonderville (nyc) with ~robot karaoke~. 🌭👾🍻🎶
sing foia‘d roblox complaints and other text collections to the tune of your go-to karaoke songs while playing indie arcade games, chomping on gourmet hot dogs and sipping libations!
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@aphyr@woof.group this is the funniest fucking thing ever, second place is almost getting one direction at my birthday
last week the chickens started talking to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBPQ1YAAo6E
that time of year where you wanna chill and hang outside with your neighbors but you also gotta be on alert for blasted drivers in broad daylight https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/nyc-suspected-drunk-driver-crash-father-triplets-b2977884.html
the shop is back open with a couple core items to bring some warmth in these chilly, dark days 🍳☀️ https://bugsrock.online
last week was kind of a clunker but i am out of the fog and born 2 blog https://livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly-retro-54/
updated ios and was wondering if anyone had an idea why there is this weird yellow text and border happening on iOS (can’t replicate on desktop) where it’s typically black. doesn’t happen in dark mode for me
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com some crafts after dark (east coast)
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com one hour of making things
remember the blizzard last week? https://livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly-retro-56/
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com live, laugh, hang out
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com talking about my february favorites