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@jbond@mastodon.social
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Julian Bond
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UK. EU Maximalist. Born: 2.7b, 310ppm.
Vax-Air-Space-Mask-Test-Isolate-Wash. Ok, so far.

#Cocktail #Collapse #Climate #Cyberpunk #Motorcycle #Music #fedi22 https://linktr.ee/jbond23

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Why aren't the organisers of the Balaclava Boy protests in Dover proscribed as a Terrorist organisation? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/05/black-clad-protesters-balaclavas-block-road-port-of-dover-kent
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Old enough to remember when an oil crisis resulted in petrol rationing and 50mph limits. So, I'm waiting for those better days, and that silver lining. Maybe the continuing current oil crisis might encourage us to build for resilience and wean ourselves off fossil fuels. Even a little bit. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/27/commander-in-chief-of-chaos-victims-trump-wars So it goes.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Old enough to remember the Vietnam war, Afghan invasions, Berlin wall and all the rest. But it still seems strange for both the USA and Russia to be stuck in unwinnable wars, simultaneously.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

We need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry. Currently 85,000.

Internet. Do your thing!

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/762640

Petition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownership
Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownership

Hold a binding national referendum on whether the water industry should be returned to public ownership. Water is a basic human necessity; we believe our privatised system has failed, so the public should decide who owns and controls it.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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La farce continue.

  • PA given right to appeal to the Supreme Court over the proscription. Due in Sept.

  • Existing cases put on hold till then

  • More people arrested outside the court on terrorism charges of supporting a proscribed organisation

  • Including Jonathan Porritt. Again.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
One US datacentre goes off line from the Eastern electricity grid when it's supply tripped out. The grid then caused 10 minutes of frequency fluctuations on the entire Eastern Interconnection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUjFeySHM8 Hooray! AI is going to force us to spend money to update and modernise the grid. Long overdue. For the benefit of everybody. Is there nothing AI can't do?
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Latest approach. There's no point in trying to negotiate with Trump so don't bother. Just wait him out. He'll be gone eventually. Apparently both Iran and Israel are now playing this game.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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But. Does this reset the clock or not? Even it makes some of the parliamentary inquiry go away, it doesn't make the trial by the media go away. So please don't stop talking about the £5m, Cottrell, Harborne, Dodgy Iranian oligarchs. And all the rest.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
The Tories introduced a law in 2020 that enabled a court to try one crime by jury, but then for the judge to sentence based on another. So criminal damage becomes terrorism with a much longer sentence without the jury ever being told. And then Labour ran with it. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/31/basic-rights-global-freedoms-prosecution-rajiv-menon
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· 3mo ago
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Heathy life years dropping in UK sheds light on deteriorating health.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/27/findings-healthy-life-expectancy-uk-shed-light-deteriorating-health

based on

https://www.health.org.uk/reports-and-analysis/analysis/healthy-life-expectancy-trends-in-the-uk-a-watershed-moment

Scotland is an outlier where healthy life years was already dropping. But it's pretty clear that elsewhere it was stable till 2020 and then dropped off a cliff.

Coincidence, right, and nothing to do with a pandemic.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

I was given a new coffee drip machine for a birthday.

It makes great coffee. Huzzah!

It's internet connected. With very old firmware out of the box. The app took several tries and a hard reset of the machine to connect to their servers via wifi. But you just have to wait for the firmware update. Gah! Why can't I just click a button on the app, download it and install it?

Why does IoT universally suck?

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

A reply re LASIT.

Please keep in mind that Robin Simcox, the UK's "Commissioner For Countering Extremism", is actually a Heritage Foundation Fellow and specifically worked for the American Christian right wing, not just generic "think tanks."

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

FT reports on Estonia complaining that Russia is hiring UK and EU's underclass for cash, to commit acts of arson, terrorism and general mayhem. Specific sabotage as well as just raising the background chaos levels.

https://archive.is/EmIP0

I'm sure no Middle Eastern country on the Med would ever do such a thing.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Down in deepest Essex, I see another round of performative nonsense has broken out in The Farridge. In The Muckrakers Arms next door, the entire pub is out in the street to watch the show. The rest of the village has only a couple of questions. Is it bin day today? and which bin?
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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Can anyone help me find the full text transcription of this speech? Famously Sampled here on the B side DJ Sprinkles + Mark Fell Fresh Insights Annoyingly I can't find a youtube or soundcloud to point at.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Good discussion on long term collapse.

https://collapse2050.substack.com/p/malthus-was-right

Malthus, like Ehrlich after him, was working with very primitive models. It inspires discussion but should not be taken as predictive models. Two key points :-

1) Population size and food production are just two variables in an extremely complicated and interdependent system. The Limits to Growth models in the mid 70s were an attempt to quantify this. Our models now are more sophisticated again.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey @Darkedge +1 for Common Side Effects More of this please.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

The local Rightists seem to really hate Palestine. And especially councils that support the BDS movement against Israel. Their inherent Islamophobia, Anti-Islam and Anti-Iran hatred overrides any inherent Antisemitism.

So do your bit by boycotting Apartheid Sabra Houmous and Jaffa fruit! Though that can get tricky when Tesco's Finest Easy-Peelers are sometimes from Spain and sometimes from Israel.
https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/bdssupermarket

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

I have this sneaking suspicion that Starmer has by accident, played a blinder. The party and challengers are so useless that we'll look back at Conference in the autumn and Starmer will still be there. While all his challengers will have fallen in disgrace to the backbenches.

Is that good or bad for the country? I have no idea.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

#Cocktail - Spagett

Bottle Miller HiLife, One swig, refill top with Aperol, Squeezed lemon wedge

If you don't live in the USA, and don't have easy access to the "Champagne of beers" (tastes great less filling), just put 25ml Aperol and a big lime/lemon squeeze in a collins glass, and add whatever stubby you have to hand.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Thoughts from an anonymous Labour MP on Labour's leadership troubles.

> “We have to face up to the fact every single one of them is fucking useless. Andy’s strategy has been a disaster. Angela bottled it. Ed clearly a hiding to nothing. Wes AWOL. God knows what Catherine West is doing. Not quite sure how we ended up here.”

https://x.com/jessicaelgot/status/2053829321135919324

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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For those of you who follow /r/collapse, "Last Week In Collapse" couldn't make it past the auto-censors on reddit. So the full text with all the pictures is here. https://substack.com/home/post/p-195515479 #climate #collapse
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Maybe what we need now is some Argy-Bargy! /s
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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You pay National Insurance for fifty years and they move the pension age. You pay the adult social care precept every year and then sell your mother’s house to pay for adult social care. Leaseholders pay for a “waking watch” because the state signed off the cladding and then billed the residents to fix it.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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Russia vs Ukraine being exactly matched by Israel-USA vs Iran. USA had better pay attention to what is happening to Russia. The one big difference is that mainland USA is out of range of Iran drones. But their friends and business partners absolutely are. However, also remembering that Ukraine has found ways to damage essential infrastructure in far east Russia.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

#climate April-26 was a hot one. Not a record but close.

https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-second-highest-sea-surface-temperatures-recorded-during-third-warmest-april-globally

- Joint 3rd Air Temp. 1.43°C above pre-industrial
- Close 2nd Sea Surface Temp. Heading towards El Nino.
- 2nd lowest Arctic Ice Extent

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Your GP surgery is an 8am phone lottery, so you pay £40 to an app to speak to a doctor in a different time zone. CAMHS has a two year waiting list, so parents remortgage for private assessments. Your child’s SEN provision is a legal entitlement, so you hire a solicitor to sue the council for it. The council spends more fighting you than the support would have cost. Physio is a forty week wait. Your back does not have forty weeks.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

#Cocktail - Honeybee

60ml Light Rum, 25ml Lime, 15ml honey syrup, dash Lemon

Honey syrup is always a bit vague. You may have to adjust the lime and honey up and down for this Honey-Daiquiri. And then ring the changes, Goslings, Aged, Gold, White rum, 1/2 Rum and Bourbon, gin, cognac, and so on. Lime, honey and spirit is all good.

Honey syrup: 3 honey, 1 hot water, cool.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

#Cocktail - The Wall Streeter:

60ml Rye, 20ml Cointreau, 7.5ml Grenadine, 15ml Egg White

I can't be doing with egg whites so that's optional. Reminds me of El Presidente with too much Grenadine. There should be named versions of that with the rum swapped for all the other spirits. Eg 60ml rye/gin/cognac/tequila/vodka, 20ml dry vermouth, 5ml curacao, 5ml grenadine.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Our roads are littered with potholes nobody fills. Your privately funded tyres and suspension are the collateral. You are forced under threat of criminal prosecution to fund the BBC, and it’s so bad you pay for streaming to get news or entertainment anyway. Your bins are collected fortnightly, so you drive to the tip. The tip now requires a booking, a permit and proof you live in the county. Garden waste is a separate annual subscription. On top of the council tax that used to cover it.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Shoplifting under £200 is functionally legal, so Tesco hires guards - who crucially don’t even try to stop it - and you pay for them in the price of the milk. 999 takes an hour, so you buy the Ring doorbell, gather the evidence, file the report and get a crime number for the insurance you also pay for. Court backlogs run to years, so anyone with money settles privately and everyone else gets nothing. Legal aid is gone. Represent yourself.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Pre-monsoon India is always stupid hot and stupid humid. But this is extreme. WBT ~30C in multiple places https://meteologix.com/in/observations/wet-bulb-temperature.html Note, Iran also has very high heat and humidity near the Strait. Nice place to be stuck on a tanker. Bandar Abbas Today 42C, 73% humidity. https://weather.metoffice.gov.uk/forecast/tkb48my94#?date=2026-04-27
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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Tory, Labour, Libdem, Restore all standing down. It would be amazing if the Green Party can take Farage down. But they had better be damn sure they can pull it off. Maybe it is better just to let Farage walk straight into due process. And yet ... The problem is Farage is an expert at playing the victim.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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And of course, Israel continues to destroy and expand into Gaza and the West Bank.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Sylvain Guintoli ran the London Marathon in full motorcycle race leathers, breaking a record at 3 hours and 47 minutes. Currently, £120k raised for a children's cancer charity

https://2026tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/sylvain-guintoli

If you know.

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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Social housing sits on the most valuable land in Britain, allocated by need rather than proximity to work, 48% of zone 1 social housing is occupied by foreigners mostly welfare dependent - while the nurses, teachers and other workers who keep zone 1 running commute ninety minutes each way from Kent because we stopped building anything in 1979. Every one of these is a service you have already bought. The receipt is your payslip.
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· 1mo ago
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Schools teach in portable cabins bolted to the playground because the actual building is held up by aerated concrete and hope. Half of them are technically insolvent. Parents fund the reading books, the glue sticks, the photocopier, the roof and increasingly the teachers wages - all via a PTA raffle and local fundraisers. The state offers “free” childcare hours that don’t cover the nursery’s costs, so the nursery bills you a “top up fee” for the free thing.
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· 1mo ago
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Passport and DVLA backlogs are chronic, so the state sells you a fast track service to escape the queue the state created. The trains are late whoever owns them, so you drive on the roads with the potholes. Public toilets are shut, so you buy a coffee you don’t want. The library is staffed by pensioners working for free. Street lights are switched off at midnight to save money in a country with a burglary charge rate near zero.
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Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸 @jbond@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@Darkedge Occasional rumours of the same people doing "Moebius - The Incal". Yes, please.
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