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Janelle Shane

@janellecshane@wandering.shop
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I write about the strange side of AI at aiweirdness.com | Also a research scientist in optics. She/her

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Joined November 13, 2017
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 1w ago
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The B-tier gems may not be the most popular laser materials, but at least some researchers have made lasers out of them. They're clear enough not to kill a growing laser beam, and they have some ability to do stimulated emission, or at least form a laser cavity for some other material.
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 1w ago
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Laser materials also need to be able to store energy and release it later as identical copies of light that hits it. (This ability is called stimulated emission, and it's the SE in LASER.) I don't know of anyone who's made lasers out of the C-tier gems, so likely they're bad at stimulated emission.
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 1w ago
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First off, here's the thing about laser materials: light has to be able to travel through them. If it's cloudy or opaque, there's no way for light to survive and get stronger inside the gem. Our D-tier gems will destroy a laser before it even gets going.
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 9mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
Highly amused by the stories of companies using agentic AI chatbots to run their internal company stores, only for their employees to immediately Bugs Bunny the chatbot into giving them free stuff https://www.aiweirdness.com/when-a-chatbot-runs-your-store/
When a chatbot runs your store
AI Weirdness

When a chatbot runs your store

You may have heard of people hooking up chatbots to controls that do real things. The controls might run internet searches, run commands to open and read documents and spreadsheets, or even edit or delete entire databases. Whether this sounds like a good idea depends in part on how bad

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
I was on @marketplace.org yesterday talking about the ways chatbots do memory, and how that can sometimes lead to weird results, like The Case of That One Random Detail it Will Not Let Go https://www.marketplace.org/episode/2026/07/22/uncanny-ai-why-ai-bots-remember-random-sometimes-useless-information
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 12mo ago

Presenting #Botober2025, a series of the worst art prompts that literally only one person in the world asked for.

The art prompts are AI generated but not even by a GOOD AI, by a tiny bargain basement neural network code from 2015. It runs not on a giant datacenter but on a single laptop covered in cat hair. And it hasn’t seen the entire internet, just one set of user-submitted vintage jello recipes. The original dataset was terrible. The tiny neural net’s version is worse. Enjoy?

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 6mo ago

New AI Weirdness post! In which a large language model attempts to give April Fools prank ideas, except with one of its neurons tweaked to make it obsessed with the Eiffel Tower.

https://www.aiweirdness.com/get-working-on-your-april-fools-eiffel-tower/

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 13mo ago

The terminal B Tattered Cover at Denver Airport has six signed copies of You Look Like a Thing and I Love You!

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 18mo ago
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no problems ever with mimmic software packige Can trust yes
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 10mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop

The You Look Like a Thing and I Love You ebook is on sale for $2.99 at most US ebook places!

https://www.janelleshane.com/book-you-look-like-a-thing

If you want a text-searchable copy of my book, now's your chance! Now you can find phrases such as:

  • peeled rosemary
  • Chaosrug
  • King of the Poop Bug
  • Silly Walks
janelleshane.com
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 45mo ago

Undecided on a New Years resolution? Try one of these AI-generated suggestions!
https://www.aiweirdness.com/new-years-resolutions-generated-by-ai/

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 9mo ago
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@fivetonsflax@tilde.zone thanks! I was worried it only made sense in my own head
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 12mo ago
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@distractal@hachyderm.io Text generators in all Microsoft products but it’s char-rnn trained on vintage jello recipes and every time you ask it to complete your sentence it’s all “Pour into thickened, 3 1/2 pounds cooked and chopped pickles; cook of cold in saucepan.”
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 90mo ago

What would AI demand if it suddenly attained sentience? To find out, I trained a neural net on 190k petition titles from Change.org https://aiweirdness.com/post/184919085542/this-neural-net-would-like-to-deliver-these

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 12mo ago
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@nantucketlit@mastodon.social Just saw this! You can use the prompts however you like, and do as many of them as you like! I think the most common thing is to aim for one piece of art per day.
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 45mo ago
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@sarahpinsker@wandering.shop although you can fudge that one by actually wearing pants and merely screaming that you are not
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 45mo ago
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@sarahpinsker@wandering.shop Absolutely! Although I would caution against doing every single resolution at once as you would be quite busy (and wearing too many hats)
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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 108mo ago

I trained a neural network to generate Disney songs, but only gave it a 5-character memory. It tried its best.

http://aiweirdness.com/post/167596678562/disney-songs-sung-by-a-neural-network-with-a-very https://wandering.shop/media/d_UU8SztasevfguiQz4 https://wandering.shop/media/S6rhJVbUU011jcIZMFU

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Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop
· 108mo ago

NO, neural network, NO

Taco Custard Pie
Pin Truffle Pie
Pie With Caramel Turd

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