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@rodhilton@mastodon.social You obviously know nothing about software. Elon will show the world his true genius as soon as he single-handedly rewrites entire Twitter stack... in PHP...
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@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Imagine you're part of 10X Hardcore 2.0 skeleton crew and have been troubleshooting Sev1 production issue for a week. As a result, you haven't had any time to write any "code" so Elon fired you...
Then, it turns out that Sev1 was caused by Elon randomly unplugging shit in the DC...
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@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Somewhere, some CTO talking to his VP of infrastructure: "Sure, we have DR plans and architecture. But do we have Musk-proof DR plans and architecture? Make it happen!"
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@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Twitter had to optimize and prioritize network routing between its DCs in order to scale properly. That's the kind of problems such implementation would have to solve at the grunt level.
To get it done right takes time, money and quality engineers.
Elon thinks he can do it with twenty sleep-deprived "10X Hardcore 2.0 SWEs" in 6 months on a shoestring budget... while shutting down several DCs in January.
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@nparikh@federate.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social NGL, I lost some braincells and faith in humanity reading his Tweet - "Twitter stack is so shit that I've unplugged half of its nodes and it still works! See? Total rewrite!"
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@nparikh@federate.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Some people have a gift of taking a failing startup and turning it into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise.
Elon has a gift of taking a $44B enterprise and turning it into a failing startup...
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@nparikh@federate.social @MGoCoder@mstdn.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Somebody tried to explain "systems integration" to Elon. That person has been fired.
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@Lee_in_Iowa@newsie.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social @dhepworth@home.social You ask and you shall receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZslebJEZbE
‘You’re a jackass!’: Elon Musk loses cool with ex-Twitter employee during Spaces chat | NY Post
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@jhaluska@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social "It's a To-Do app with a like button! I swear, it's not that hard!"
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@BenAveling@infosec.exchange @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social My money is on fried HA
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@vometia@mastodon.lol @reneestephen@mastodon.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social "Elon said fancy word, Elon smart"