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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchHi I'm Holly. Nerd. Wizard. I like videe games, tabletop rpgs, gay stuff, garbage fantasy anime. I love music, like a lot. Especially jazz. I try to be a kind person and people seem to think I'm doing alright with that.
Transphobes, fascists, etc stay the fuck away.
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English | 日本語（ 少し）| Español (un poco)
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Joined January 12, 2024
when i was a child one of my silliest revelations was that there were more than seven seas
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@monorail@glaceon.social actually no i won't because my hotel wifi is ABYSMAL but i'll check it out tomorrow when i'm finally at my new house
Boosted by @fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe
Hey all,
I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.
Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.
If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!
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#getfedihiredReplying to
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe you can just make a slurry of baking soda and water. it's so much better!
(it's not better)
"no toast???"
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#Monsterdon great moustache dude
should have checked doesthedogdie.com for "do straight people kiss each other for no good reason?" tbh
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#monsterdon love dirk’s spider shirt
omg amazing
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remember when there were like five seconds of badly portrayed romance and then the rest of the movie so far there's no romantic subplot at all?
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more movies should end with "and then the earth exploded the end"
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alright well at least we got a car explosion out of this movie i guess
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this is where stephen king stole the langoliers from
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this long tracking shot is really cool but i don't know if there really was a point to it
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#Monsterdon this music is amazing
i'm a little late but hi everyone
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#Monsterdon “they’re destroying all our military bases” thanks for telling me because i really couldn’t tell
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@DotMaetrix@chitter.xyz is it alright to share this elsewhere? or do you want it to be more done first?
AHAHAHA get owned jerk
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#monsterdon this really isn’t much of an odyssey tbh
you know they're aliens because they're standing on steel columns in a void
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if i were in the spooky mansion i would simply stay in the sitting room and not go anywhere. it would be easy
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#monsterdon this music is so funny
y'all ever hear about clocks?
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#monsterdon do w have to watch them make out?
boy this movie sure has some acting
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a scientist and his wife invading a convent at night this seems like a great idea with no risks or flaws
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i feel like i was supposed to understand something about andrew coughing and saying "they're controlling our every move"
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i can't wait to see how they kill the momentum in this scene
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buddy if you were in the center of a volcano you'd be burning up lol
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how is this moving ending in two minutes?
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