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Hiland Overgaard
@hilandovergaard@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Husband, father, and die-hard lover of Minneapolis. I'm an evangelist who believes Christianity should always be about Jesus, not political ideology, morality, or cultural movements.
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Joined October 10, 2023
Night Night Club
No amount of skill, training, strength manpower, or experience can win a fight against someone who just really wants a girl badly.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Hot air rises, which is why so many blabbermouths make it to the top of society.
The Yellow Subpine
Peace and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Michelin Man: Ring of Tire
Wile E Coyote: You Can't Always Get What you Want
My college friend, "Grapefruit Bill", has already completed his daily 10-mile bike ride and begun an enormous breakfast platter that includes 6 grapefruit halves.
Pinky: Fool in the Brain
Tennessee Tuxedo: Walking in Memphis
Last One Lifting
Medicine Ball-Z
This is the Endoscopy
Barney from the Simpsons:
🎵I'm a boozer, baby
So why don't you kill me?🎵
Mobiles for babies originally had to me turned by hand. When Henry Ford had his first baby, he created a small motor that would turn the mobile without constant human attention. He used a larger version of that motor for the Model T, thus creating the first automobile.
Nineteen eighty floor
Miss Piggy:
🎵Got to find my corner
Of the sty🎵
Replying to
@EricAlper Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Buns of Remington Steel
Replying to
@qlp Run, run, or you'll be well done!
Anyone want to become a fake Youtube prophet that makes a lot of money? Apparently it's pretty easy.
https://www.youtube.com/live/U_Dw0lcpwAI?si=HQGkiX9FiOnfn_Iq
John and Skate Plus Eight
Madame Flowvary
Bad churches usually leave a long trail of bad behavior in their wake - abusive behavior, silencing victims, financial impropriety, sexual deviancy - and lastly, non-disparagement clauses.