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MUSHROOM KINGDOM – Dinosaur and Super Mario Kart racer Yoshi has been detained by Vanilla Lake Police Department (VLPD) after a routine... Continue this tale The post Yoshi Held in Custody After Vanilla Lake Police Find Unregistered Red Turtle Shell in His Kart appeared first on Hard Drive.

REDMOND, Wash. – Microsoft Gaming has announced that its forthcoming, yet to-be-named next-generation Xbox console will be able to play DVDs, befuddled... Get the full story The post Microsoft Reveals Next Xbox Console Will Be Able To Play DVDs appeared first on Hard Drive.

WASHINGTON – United States Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller was seen with a protruding erection after dropping the baby penguin off the... Read more nonsense The post Stephen Miller Visibly Erect After Dropping Baby Penguin off Cliff in Super Mario 64 appeared first on Hard Drive.

OK, our editors are going to have to start doing more research on our interviews before they assign them to us. At... Read more nonsense The post We Tried To Interview the Ninja Turtles but Immediately Caught Typhoid Fever and Hepatitis A From Walking Through the New York City Sewer System appeared first on Hard Drive.